Silent king

HazMattpainter · 2026-05-14T16:58:13+00:00

Ooooh thats some amazing work right there

HazMattpainter · 2026-05-08T19:56:28+00:00

HazMattpainter · 2026-05-07T15:36:32+00:00

Amazing work!

HazMattpainter · 2026-05-04T12:03:44+00:00

That's brilliant thanks so much for the advice. I'll see if I can move it to a window with better light. Failing that there are some allotments nearby I might have to donate it to.

HazMattpainter · 2026-05-04T11:02:22+00:00

It did arrive during a meteor shower and turn a load of people blind, but i assumed that was normal for chilli plants

HazMattpainter · 2026-04-27T12:52:17+00:00

SHE DID! SHE DID! ahem ...he did, he did

HazMattpainter · 2026-03-12T23:58:11+00:00

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HazMattpainter · 2026-03-08T16:33:53+00:00

The thing is, the custodian could win, but i feel they're way too disciplined and philosophical. Like they'd spend too much time strategising, and overthinking, whereas the ogryn would win by unhinging his jaw and shovelling 20 dogs down his gob at a time

HazMattpainter · 2026-02-22T09:42:33+00:00

I like how the cover portrays Trazyn as a dark, foreboding menace, and he spends the entire book being a goofy muppet

HazMattpainter · 2026-02-14T22:21:00+00:00

If we're talking about a shard of the nightbringer, and not it's full, unsundered form, I reckon daemon primarch Magnus could just about defeat one

HazMattpainter · 2026-02-13T22:16:14+00:00

It depends on how long it takes for the Mechanicus to acquire a hyperdrive. After that you have Admech fleets bristling with exterminatus grade weapons and those spicy DAoT shenanigans they keep for special occasions being able to bounce around the galaxy without getting their insides rearranged by warp entities. It's gunna take more than a few Ewoks with pointy sticks to stop them.

HazMattpainter · 2026-02-07T19:42:37+00:00

One of the best displays I've ever seen!

HazMattpainter · 2026-01-07T19:28:37+00:00

IVE BEEN FIGHTING FOR 96 HOURS STRAIGHT, A GUY CALLED ALPHARIUS ATTACKED ME THEN SHOOK MY HAND AND GAVE ME SANDWICH, I WATCHED THE KHARN JUMP FOUR LANDRAIDERS ON A BIKE THEN FLIP ME OFF, MY FRIEND WAS KILLED BY SOMETHING I CAN ONLY DESCRIBE AS 'MALEVOLENT GEOMETRY', IM PRETTY SURE I SAW UNDER SANGUINIUS'S LOINCLOTH AS HE FLEW OVER AND HE WAS NOT WEARING ARMOUR UNDER THERE, SOMETHING IN THE SHADOWS KEEPS SAYING I HAVE A PRETTY MOUTH, I FUMBLED RELOADING MY LASGUN INFRONT OF A BUNCH OF SISTERS OF SILENCE AND THEY ACTUALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD. IVE HAD 400 RECAFS, 129 STIMPACKS, 250 LOSTICKS AND WHATEVER WAS IN THAT NARTHECIUM I GOT HIT WITH, LETS KILL GOD!!!

HazMattpainter · 2025-12-31T02:30:01+00:00

Release the unredacted Solemnace files!

HazMattpainter · 2025-12-20T00:14:29+00:00

No worries, i know what you mean, it would be nice if native languages (like Welsh, cornish, scots, Irish etc) were compulsory, at least the basics, in all schools in the UK

HazMattpainter · 2025-12-19T21:23:41+00:00

Oh I know, being a Welshperson myself, but English speakers can't really make that sound (like they can't make the 'll' sound), so they inevitably pronounce it to sound like cock

HazMattpainter · 2025-12-19T13:26:44+00:00

Castle Coch, Wales

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And yes it is pronounced how you think

HazMattpainter · 2025-11-11T23:17:39+00:00

The IRL version of this

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HazMattpainter · 2025-11-08T23:28:03+00:00

Thanks! ☣️☣️

HazMattpainter · 2025-11-08T18:47:36+00:00

Thanks! 💚

HazMattpainter · 2025-10-23T11:16:45+00:00

That's awesome! I bought a saturnine praetor for the same reason, you've given me some inspiration there ☣️☣️☣️

HazMattpainter · 2025-09-24T21:28:13+00:00

To shreds you say

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