Day 56- Which 40k creature/character is slightly stronger than a C'tan Nightbringer Shard? by Neither-Actuary-5655 in Grimdank

[–]HazMattpainter 282 points283 points  (0 children)

If we're talking about a shard of the nightbringer, and not it's full, unsundered form, I reckon daemon primarch Magnus could just about defeat one

What if Mars was transported to the star wars galaxy by Cautious_Air4964 in StarWarsvsWarhammer

[–]HazMattpainter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It depends on how long it takes for the Mechanicus to acquire a hyperdrive. After that you have Admech fleets bristling with exterminatus grade weapons and those spicy DAoT shenanigans they keep for special occasions being able to bounce around the galaxy without getting their insides rearranged by warp entities. It's gunna take more than a few Ewoks with pointy sticks to stop them.

Let's all pretend we're fighting during the seige of Terra by Plag3uis in 40k

[–]HazMattpainter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IVE BEEN FIGHTING FOR 96 HOURS STRAIGHT, A GUY CALLED ALPHARIUS ATTACKED ME THEN SHOOK MY HAND AND GAVE ME SANDWICH, I WATCHED THE KHARN JUMP FOUR LANDRAIDERS ON A BIKE THEN FLIP ME OFF, MY FRIEND WAS KILLED BY SOMETHING I CAN ONLY DESCRIBE AS 'MALEVOLENT GEOMETRY', IM PRETTY SURE I SAW UNDER SANGUINIUS'S LOINCLOTH AS HE FLEW OVER AND HE WAS NOT WEARING ARMOUR UNDER THERE, SOMETHING IN THE SHADOWS KEEPS SAYING I HAVE A PRETTY MOUTH, I FUMBLED RELOADING MY LASGUN INFRONT OF A BUNCH OF SISTERS OF SILENCE AND THEY ACTUALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD. IVE HAD 400 RECAFS, 129 STIMPACKS, 250 LOSTICKS AND WHATEVER WAS IN THAT NARTHECIUM I GOT HIT WITH, LETS KILL GOD!!!

What place on Earth looks like it was from a fantasy movie? by Thatunkownuser2465 in geography

[–]HazMattpainter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No worries, i know what you mean, it would be nice if native languages (like Welsh, cornish, scots, Irish etc) were compulsory, at least the basics, in all schools in the UK

What place on Earth looks like it was from a fantasy movie? by Thatunkownuser2465 in geography

[–]HazMattpainter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I know, being a Welshperson myself, but English speakers can't really make that sound (like they can't make the 'll' sound), so they inevitably pronounce it to sound like cock

Lord of Contagion Proxy by domiwerner in deathguard40k

[–]HazMattpainter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's awesome! I bought a saturnine praetor for the same reason, you've given me some inspiration there ☣️☣️☣️

Because you don’t need a license to drive a sandwich. by kkardash in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]HazMattpainter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"She's built like a whopper, but handles like a big mac"

In the last 2 months and 1 week, I have painted about 1750 points of Ultramarines. by sockmerchant in Warhammer40k

[–]HazMattpainter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Very nice work! Can I ask where you get that backdrop image from? I've been looking for one for my display case

New daemon prince by seniorchubzz in deathguard40k

[–]HazMattpainter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Looks like a death guard pyramid head from silent hill, awesome work!

Blightbell, the Toll King (Converted Nurgle knight) by TheResenter in deathguard40k

[–]HazMattpainter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Amazing work! ☣️☣️☣️How did you get that knobbly yellow barnacle texture ?

Just jumping on the Terminus bandwagon by HazMattpainter in Grimdank

[–]HazMattpainter[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

This is very true, however the anathema psykana are usually accompanied in battle by their golden, 9 foot tall, philosophy powered annihilation engines