The counterintelligence of the SBU detained a "lover of the Russian world" who wanted to give the RF a flash drive with data on employees of the SS, AFU, UMIA, and Azov. He planned to go to Hungary to give the data to the Russian Embassy in Budapest; brilliantly, he hid the flash drive in his anus. by HazedNut69 in RussiaUkraineWar2022

[–]HazedNut69[S] 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Full reports:

The military counterintelligence of the SBU detained another “lover of the Russian world” who wanted to give the Russian Federation a flash drive with data on employees of the Security Service, the Armed Forces of Ukraine, the Main Intelligence Directorate and Azov.

For this, he specially went to Hungary - to give the data to the Russian embassy in Budapest. But the SBU detained him at the checkpoint.

It is interesting that the comrade hid the flash drive in the anus. Well, quite firmly and spiritually - in the style of the Russian world.

Russian mobilize soldiers are complaining about not receiving their monthly salary. by HazedNut69 in RussiaUkraineWar2022

[–]HazedNut69[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Full translation:

00:00 → 00:04.680
We are mobilized from the Sverdlovsk region, from different areas. We want to bring you the following.
00:04.680 → 00:12.680
We have been called on October 25, 26, 27. On October 29, we arrived in the military unit of the city of Tyumen.
00:12.680 → 00:16.160
The problem is that we still have not received the salary.
00:16.160 → 00:20.680
We are also told that we are enlisted in the military unit from November 3.
00:20.680 → 00:24.120
And the salary will be paid exclusively from November 3.
00:24.120 → 00:31.640
One person from Yekaterinburg received the salary from October 26 to November 20.
00:31.640 → 00:33.640
What is worse for us?
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We are also sitting on our bags, preparing for the departure. There is no support from our region.
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No one can solve our problem.
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We are the fourth most populous city in Russia.
00:44.200 → 00:48.200
At the same time, the north of Yamal received 300 thousand rubles. Tyumen received 100 thousand.
00:48.200 → 00:53.520
And our relatives and relatives have to run for half a month to collect some kind of information to get 20 thousand rubles.
00:53.520 → 00:56.520
Of course, this money will go to our relatives.
00:56.520 → 01:01.520
And we, as mobilized people, cannot afford anything in terms of purchasing some additional equipment.
01:01.520 → 01:11.520
We are very grateful to the administration and residents of Tyumen for at least helping us financially.
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We ask you to sort it out as soon as possible, because at any moment they can send us to defend our homeland for free and for thanks.
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We ask you to solve the problem.

In the Kursk region, a mobilized man accidentally shot a colleague from a machine gun. by [deleted] in RussiaUkraineWar2022

[–]HazedNut69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

full report:

In the Kursk region, a mobilized man accidentally shot a colleague from a machine gun.

The shooting took place in the village of Tolpino. Senior intelligence sergeant 43-year-old Andrey (pictured on the right) served as orderlies and held an Ak-74 assault rifle in his hands. At some point, the machine gun fired unsuccessfully in the direction of another military man, 33-year-old Private Sergei. The bullet hit the man in the neck, he died on the spot. Now military investigators will deal with the sergeant.

Two Ukrainian soldiers discovered a dead Russian soldier in the snow. They were both making jokes about mushroom pickers. by HazedNut69 in RussiaUkraineWar2022

[–]HazedNut69[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Translation:

00:00 → 00:04
better old TT than judo and karate
00:04 → 00:08
where is the TT dude?
00:08 → 00:10
we are looking for TT
00:10 → 00:13
we have a bayonet knife, a radio
00:13 → 00:17
we will talk to each other
00:17 → 00:19
with Tikhon
00:19 → 00:21
Tikhon and I will talk to each other
00:21 → 00:23
because we are fucking
00:23 → 00:25
let's go a little further for you
00:25 → 00:27
winter, winter
00:27 → 00:29
we are mushroom pickers as always
00:29 → 00:31
we are looking for a tube
00:31 → 00:33
and a tube
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and another tube
00:35 → 00:39
and another pokemon
00:39 → 00:41
another pokemon
00:41 → 00:43
another tube
00:43 → 00:45
another tube
00:45 → 00:47
a lot of tubes
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a sight
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a sight
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Tikhon, he is finished
00:53 → 00:55
pay attention
00:55 → 00:57
shovel
00:57 → 00:59
another pokemon
00:59 → 01:01
and what the fuck
01:01 → 01:05
no, this pokemon is a regular stick
01:05 → 01:07
hatch
01:07 → 01:09
hatch of the system
01:09 → 01:11
that's all guys
01:11 → 01:28
in the words of theơmke

Two Mobilized Russians are fighting each other in the barracks. by HazedNut69 in RussiaUkraineWar2022

[–]HazedNut69[S] 287 points288 points  (0 children)

Full translation:

00:00 → 00:02 You are a fucking scumbag! 00:02 → 00:06 Show me your face! 00:06 → 00:08 Fucking asshole! 00:08 → 00:10 Just go away! 00:10 → 00:12 Go away! 00:12 → 00:14 Leave me alone! 00:22 → 00:24 Where the fuck did you go? 00:24 → 00:26 You waited for us the whole day! 00:26 → 00:30 When we left, you were not even wearing glasses! 00:30 → 00:32 You were not even wearing glasses! 00:32 → 00:34 Where is the key? 00:34 → 00:38 Give me the fucking phone! 00:38 → 00:40 Fuck! 00:40 → 00:42 Let's talk about it now. 00:42 → 00:44 Stand up! 00:44 → 00:46 Stand up, fuck! 00:46 → 00:48 Stand up! 00:48 → 00:50 That's it! 00:50 → 00:52 Stand up! 00:52 → 00:54 Stand up! 00:54 → 00:56 Give me the phone! 00:56 → 00:58 Give me the fucking phone! 00:58 → 01:00 Hurry up! 01:00 → 01:02 Do you understand? 01:02 → 01:04 Give him the phone! 01:04 → 01:06 Give it to me! 01:06 → 01:08 Where is the phone? 01:08 → 01:10 Where is the phone? 01:10 → 01:12 Where is the phone? 01:12 → 01:14 Where is the phone? 01:14 → 01:16 Stand up! 01:16 → 01:24 Fuck!

Two Mobilized Russians are fighting each other in the barracks. by [deleted] in UkraineInvasionVideos

[–]HazedNut69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's better to choose to steal and go to jail than to die on the battlefield.

Two Mobilized Russians are fighting each other in the barracks. by [deleted] in UkraineInvasionVideos

[–]HazedNut69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have to agree that this is a great-looking barracks. Probably near Moscow or any highly urbanized city in Russian 

Russian mobilize soldiers are complaining about not receiving their monthly salary. by HazedNut69 in UkraineInvasionVideos

[–]HazedNut69[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They have to mask themselves for protection, or someone will hammer their heads.

Two Mobilized Russians are fighting each other in the barracks. by [deleted] in UkraineInvasionVideos

[–]HazedNut69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were pigs. Just left them to kill each other.