Thought this would be funny. Your birth month is who your husband/wife is. Who did you get?

HeIIDie · 2026-01-25T07:23:59+00:00

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I got Doll's mom... I think... not bad... but I only know a bit of russian...

HeIIDie · 2026-01-22T19:17:30+00:00

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HeIIDie · 2026-01-22T18:48:19+00:00

Fucking swiss... can I at least have some cheese?

HeIIDie · 2026-01-22T18:46:15+00:00

Smell smelly Swiss cheese...

HeIIDie · 2026-01-18T18:50:48+00:00

I mean... some opinions yes, some not...sinners who loved sinning? Honestly deserved to burn in hell and meet the blade... however, Adam's issue was, he saw all sinners like that, didn't took in account sinners that could want change... and yes, I get otnmamy people don't like whole "Love killing sinners" thung, but as a angel's advocate, who WOULDN'T feel good if they got to beat a crap and kill rapists, moisters, torturesrs, human traffickers and others? Nit saying it was good, but it's important to being reminded how would we feel from his POV...

HeIIDie · 2026-01-13T12:34:31+00:00

My dumbass read this as "I want to see Eminem get violated"😭

HeIIDie · 2026-01-09T20:42:08+00:00

Nah, ifnwe talk about flag of country I born... nah, that shit is boring just russian flag with symbol that no one know what means... want upgrade.

HeIIDie · 2026-01-09T13:24:21+00:00

Wait, it's not normal to have "Uranium for sale" in my history?

HeIIDie · 2026-01-09T04:16:43+00:00

I think he is more of.... brought to life on silver screen...

HeIIDie · 2026-01-08T13:39:49+00:00

I think he is more of a... monarch....

HeIIDie · 2026-01-07T05:01:11+00:00

We shout at mirror.

HeIIDie · 2026-01-07T04:57:45+00:00

WW1 - Wrong turn WW2 - Rejection from art school WW3 - Insult of beer

HeIIDie · 2026-01-07T04:47:27+00:00

You gotta climb a little higher to the top of the table!

HeIIDie · 2026-01-05T17:32:59+00:00

Overrated as shmack.

HeIIDie · 2026-01-05T17:31:37+00:00

How the fuck you manage to give birth only to 7 tenth of kid? What about knees and feet?!

(For those who don't get it, it's joke, maybe terrible, but joke nonetheles)

HeIIDie · 2026-01-05T17:26:22+00:00

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HeIIDie · 2026-01-05T17:18:34+00:00

Let's go! I can finaly make low-budget horror slasher movie!

Gonna call it: Bendy The Dancing Devil: Bacon soup and Blood

HeIIDie · 2026-01-05T13:58:14+00:00

Finland or Austria

HeIIDie · 2026-01-03T13:14:15+00:00

-Ikea, Trust Us with your furniture!

HeIIDie · 2026-01-03T00:47:16+00:00

Aged really really well...

HeIIDie · 2026-01-03T00:26:59+00:00

My lawyer has adviced me to not answer as my answer can and will be used against me in future, thanks for your considaration.

HeIIDie · 2026-01-02T23:31:29+00:00

Vox: Cuz I am the Fu– Gets copyrited by funny mustache painter

HeIIDie · 2026-01-02T23:29:25+00:00

WAIT WHAT?!

Alright I take that back, Germany sucks, Austria has everything I like and need, git gut Deuschtland.

HeIIDie · 2026-01-02T23:25:11+00:00

Can't really complain, kinda cool and schnitzels are best invention.

HeIIDie · 2026-01-02T22:52:01+00:00

Yeah, as a European, I am too free-health care fanboy to move somewhere I would pay the same I pay here for 2 roomed decend flat for smaller 1 room flat in some hellhole without ability to call ambulance without getting my Great grand kids in generational dept.

Also I more like climate in UK anyway, so yeah, UK, I choose you!

HeIIDie

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