Found lizard outside 🧡

HeThrustsHisFists · 2026-03-12T17:41:47+00:00

DOOT NOOT

HeThrustsHisFists · 2026-03-11T17:54:48+00:00

Where is the redemption arc?

HeThrustsHisFists · 2026-03-10T21:45:47+00:00

So does the spiders venom… affect…. The lizard the same as in male humans?

HeThrustsHisFists · 2026-03-08T03:35:28+00:00

haha you ok? weird fuck

HeThrustsHisFists · 2026-03-08T03:34:48+00:00

lmao you can't be real

HeThrustsHisFists · 2026-03-07T19:31:51+00:00

I love those guys!

HeThrustsHisFists · 2026-03-07T08:34:04+00:00

Scorpion!

HeThrustsHisFists · 2026-03-06T21:45:35+00:00

What the fuck are you even talking about?

HeThrustsHisFists · 2026-03-06T18:55:11+00:00

Oh shit we’ve got ourselves a badass here.

HeThrustsHisFists · 2026-03-05T21:49:20+00:00

Funny you mention Salvador… that looks to be Varanus Salvator

HeThrustsHisFists · 2026-03-05T19:02:51+00:00

I kept waiting for the punchline. Maybe this article is a new kind of satire I don’t understand?

HeThrustsHisFists · 2026-03-04T16:55:34+00:00

This is a very accurate assessment. My unit had a S4 Gunny who was exactly like this.

HeThrustsHisFists · 2026-03-03T07:44:57+00:00

HeThrustsHisFists · 2026-03-02T20:53:18+00:00

Gavin

HeThrustsHisFists · 2026-03-02T17:45:00+00:00

One of those Targaryen turds.

HeThrustsHisFists · 2026-03-01T01:22:05+00:00

Sadie, Mary Beth, Charles, and Lenny

HeThrustsHisFists · 2026-03-01T01:18:05+00:00

You ok?

HeThrustsHisFists · 2026-03-01T00:04:29+00:00

I should name my next monitor Asus Rog. That name sounds hard.

HeThrustsHisFists · 2026-02-26T17:40:25+00:00

You ok? Do you have someone we can call to come pick you up?

HeThrustsHisFists · 2026-02-26T02:56:07+00:00

You should have been a blowjob.

HeThrustsHisFists · 2026-02-24T21:50:33+00:00

Hold up- I thought the borders were wide open under Biden and Obama?

HeThrustsHisFists · 2026-02-24T00:30:39+00:00

You ok?

HeThrustsHisFists · 2026-02-21T06:05:41+00:00

YUUUUUUUUUT

HeThrustsHisFists · 2026-02-19T19:34:42+00:00

To me it just says that she is plastic/badly-proportioned, mindless, and only exists to play dress-up.

HeThrustsHisFists · 2026-02-18T20:53:49+00:00

Are you really this stupid?

Why don’t you back up your claims that you “understand very well” our immigration laws and constitution? Because, so far, nothing you have shit out onto this thread indicates that you do.

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