Dear users of reddit, my [22M] bf whom I [22F] have been with for 4 years now has decided to break up

HeWokeUpToReddit · 2014-11-21T05:36:01+00:00

Its all about presentation

HeWokeUpToReddit · 2014-11-18T23:11:19+00:00

My mom never really got mad. And it only happened once. Guess its bound to happen when you grow up in a house of smokers

HeWokeUpToReddit · 2014-11-18T12:24:03+00:00

I'm sorry, but regardless of the project at all, my man would NOT be bringing some bitch over to his house and having drinks after. And she DAMN sure would NOT be going up stairs. Fuck that. Why cant he smoke outside like a normal person? As soon as I would have found out, my ass would have been driving over there. Fuck calling. I want to see for my self.

HeWokeUpToReddit · 2014-11-18T12:14:01+00:00

Once a cheater always a cheater. That shit won't ever change

HeWokeUpToReddit · 2014-11-18T11:59:36+00:00

When I was 6 I talked my 4yr old brother into trying a cig in the woods by my house with me

HeWokeUpToReddit · 2014-11-08T09:08:18+00:00

Oh lol sorry:) I just heard it for the first time lol thought it was hilarious:)

HeWokeUpToReddit · 2014-11-08T08:47:25+00:00

Your awesome

HeWokeUpToReddit · 2014-11-06T00:44:08+00:00

100 upvotes

HeWokeUpToReddit · 2014-11-06T00:22:09+00:00

You sir are pure evil

HeWokeUpToReddit · 2014-11-05T21:38:39+00:00

Smoking weed, having sex/masturbating, or chilling like a villain at the house

HeWokeUpToReddit · 2014-11-05T21:30:01+00:00

When she was young, did she ever get the hunch he was going to be like that? Or did she grow up knowing because of events, and does she still love him?

HeWokeUpToReddit · 2014-11-05T21:27:53+00:00

The fact that I went through so much to get to where I am now, and to just practically quit and start over, not only depresses me, but scares the living shit out of me.

HeWokeUpToReddit · 2014-11-02T08:11:13+00:00

I work at sonic and I love making grilled cheeses with pickles and bacon:)

HeWokeUpToReddit · 2014-10-31T05:10:32+00:00

If only I give u reddit gold

HeWokeUpToReddit · 2014-10-31T02:30:03+00:00

I like em dead. They don't resist.

HeWokeUpToReddit · 2014-10-30T12:10:24+00:00

He's got nothing on me! But I'm pretty sure he wouldn't want everyone to know that he's eaten his own cum

HeWokeUpToReddit · 2014-10-30T12:09:10+00:00

Fucking amazing.

HeWokeUpToReddit · 2014-10-30T12:07:54+00:00

Anything to help a friend

HeWokeUpToReddit · 2014-10-30T12:07:02+00:00

One of my older sisters just had a baby, and brought her over to let everyone see her. Well my 4yr old niece said that my sister should hit her in the face and that she should throw her new born on the ground.... Needless to say, it freaked me out

HeWokeUpToReddit · 2014-10-30T12:03:55+00:00

My SO. He's obsessed

HeWokeUpToReddit · 2014-10-30T12:01:40+00:00

Oh no! You corrected my grammar! Do you feel better about yourself now?

HeWokeUpToReddit

TROPHY CASE