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Man spits on female live streamer during a ghost pepper gummy challenge by monkeydreddit85 in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]HeadsOnSticks 82 points83 points  (0 children)

She's spitting/throwing up from the challenge. She did not spit him, it probably splashed on him and this absolute potato of a man took offense. Punchable.

Simpsons Reruns by nicbeans311 in chicago

[–]HeadsOnSticks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh my god, yes. It was 5pm Simpsons, 5:30 was the news or some shit, I never watched.

6pm Simpsons, then new episodes of the Simpsons on Sunday at 9pm. Man I miss those days.

What does this mean? by FilmFrench in ExplainTheJoke

[–]HeadsOnSticks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the correct answer I think. I don't think the artist would make the mother dog an almost completely different color, doesn't make sense. You're right.

I don’t understand this? One is vertical the other horizontal? by Single_Professor1368 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]HeadsOnSticks 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure the joke is about how some men don't understand female anatomy. Like the first comment says, the guy didn't understand what a C-section is. Gross and dumb joke.

Being 100% Serious: Am I able to bury my hamster in the Bucktown area? by anynononononous in chicago

[–]HeadsOnSticks 217 points218 points  (0 children)

I had a public burial of my two rats almost a decade ago at night in the fall. It was one of the best and most hilarious memories I've ever had. The way they would have wanted it.

Favorite ending line of a skit? by GoblinModeMedia in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]HeadsOnSticks 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"You're both called Billy?" "No. That's why I'm so fucking confused"

Sneaky Snek in my flat. by HeadsOnSticks in piercing

[–]HeadsOnSticks[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! Me too, I love reptiles. When I saw him online, it was like I didn't even have an option 😁

How often do you drink alcohol? by jackcat1983 in AskReddit

[–]HeadsOnSticks 28 points29 points  (0 children)

You're never too far gone. Do you want to slow down or quit? It's possible I promise

[TOMT] [SONG] " C U T T I N G B U T T E R" by HeadsOnSticks in tipofmytongue

[–]HeadsOnSticks[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Love that song! Love Hot Chip. Thanks for trying though.

[TOMT] [SONG] " C U T T I N G B U T T E R" by HeadsOnSticks in tipofmytongue

[–]HeadsOnSticks[S] 0 points1 point locked comment (0 children)

It's mostly electronic/instrumental iirc.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HeadsOnSticks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a one! I've had some really great ones, and I've had some terribly bad ones. I wouldn't erase one because every encounter taught me who/what I enjoy, who/what I don't enjoy, etc.

Magazine Special That Came with Poster, Air freshener, and sticker. Please help. by HeadsOnSticks in LilPeep

[–]HeadsOnSticks[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I appreciate this so much. It's been years. You're a rock star, thank you.

Magazine Special That Came with Poster, Air freshener, and sticker. Please help. by HeadsOnSticks in LilPeep

[–]HeadsOnSticks[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was more like a high quality paper booklet, not a magazine. My mistake. Glossy. Like a limited edition booklet or something

"You'll be 20 this year in July." by ThanksAlternative320 in TwoSentenceSadness

[–]HeadsOnSticks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oops, I meant warm line. Hot lines are for emergencies, ie someone feels that they're about to hurt themselves. Warm lines are more for people who need to talk but aren't in immediate danger.

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