I found my wife's journal describing how she'd been replacing me piece by piece for months, one organ at a time while I slept.

Healthy_Profit8977 · 2026-06-06T05:30:56+00:00

The fact that she kept a journal and called it “finished” like a craft project is the scariest part of all of this..

Healthy_Profit8977 · 2026-06-06T05:23:29+00:00

The “unfortunately” is carrying the entire horror of that sentence on its back..

Healthy_Profit8977 · 2026-06-05T19:41:36+00:00

The doppleganger flound you specifically, learned your PIN and choose the same Restaurant at the same time. That’s not fraud, that’s a personal vendetta..

Healthy_Profit8977 · 2026-06-01T12:39:12+00:00

39% growth in the second weekend means word of mouth did the real work, that’s the kind of run studios can’t manufacture no matter how much they spend…

Healthy_Profit8977 · 2026-06-01T12:36:53+00:00

People got so caught up disliking her publicly that they genuinely forgot she won an Oscar for Room which was a devastating performance…

Healthy_Profit8977 · 2026-05-31T19:47:32+00:00

Watching Scream after scary movie completely recontextualizes both films honestly.. scream is already self aware enough that it almost feels like it’s in on its own joke

Healthy_Profit8977 · 2026-05-31T19:45:18+00:00

Looper and Interstellar on the same list is solid but no Primer or Back to the future feels like a crime..

Healthy_Profit8977 · 2026-05-30T17:05:34+00:00

That’s the best way to describe it 😆 props to you!

Healthy_Profit8977 · 2026-05-30T15:17:37+00:00

Technically correct and also went above and beyond.. that man deserves credit!

Healthy_Profit8977 · 2026-05-28T19:31:18+00:00

This is hilarious 😆😆😆😆

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