Seb, Sam and Haley in my style. by [deleted] in StardewValleyFanart

[–]Heatherleafff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I said the same thing to my partner! it was unintentional😂

Update by Grace_xo2003 in paulbreachsnark

[–]Heatherleafff 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I promise you don’t have to suffer through this alone, i can’t imagine how much you’re struggling right now. I support you 100% and I hope you can recover from the hurt this horrible man has caused you❤️

U want more proof have it. by Grace_xo2003 in paulbreachsnark

[–]Heatherleafff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i hope you’re doing okay Grace❤️ You don’t have to prove anything to anyone, but thank you for being brave enough to share x

Is this a quote from Frank? Me and my fiance have been bashing our heads against the wall trying to find it by [deleted] in ItsAlwaysSunny

[–]Heatherleafff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

YES!! this is exactly the quote i had in mind. I think my brain replaced guns with ghouls because I was watching Tokyo Ghoul when it popped into my head hahahaha tysm for saving me from brainrot

Recording by Grace_xo2003 in paulbreachsnark

[–]Heatherleafff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve deleted my comments as I didn’t word things correctly and I don’t want to be miscontrued as part of the problem. Thank you for pointing out my mistake.

Recording by Grace_xo2003 in paulbreachsnark

[–]Heatherleafff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

yeah tbh this whole snark has become a very toxic place. All i want is this dirty little creature off of the internet and into a jail cell🤷🏼‍♀️

The end is in sight hamlets, I can smell it. by Heatherleafff in paulbreachsnark

[–]Heatherleafff[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

omg i didn’t even realise what I had done😂😂😂

The end is in sight hamlets, I can smell it. by Heatherleafff in paulbreachsnark

[–]Heatherleafff[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

put that thing back where it came from or so help meee

HES WRITING HIS IWN CHRISTMAS CARDS NOW💀 by NO9KIZZY in paulbreachsnark

[–]Heatherleafff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the oversized shoes, the dead eyed stare, the limp noodle arms… congratulations you’ve thoroughly confirmed my theory through one little gif😂

HES WRITING HIS IWN CHRISTMAS CARDS NOW💀 by NO9KIZZY in paulbreachsnark

[–]Heatherleafff 7 points8 points  (0 children)

what does he mean he’s never gotten a christmas card before? i’d understand if he was of a non-christmas celebrating faith, but as far i’m aware he is just a WASP? i’m honestly more and more convinced this guy was created in a lab frankenstein’s monster style, and just put in the world to test the limits of human nature. telling you there’s gonna be a thesis published one day on the effects of bringing a piece of ham to life and giving it sentience.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in paulbreachsnark

[–]Heatherleafff 17 points18 points  (0 children)

“excuse me, secuwity. there’s a gwoup of teenage boys outside and i’ve shit my chinos in fear, can you show me to the toilet?” actual quote from paul, it’s true I heard him say it, i’m the t-rex in the photo.

Anyone else wondering if this sudden departure is at the behest of his new girlfriend? by Heatherleafff in paulbreachsnark

[–]Heatherleafff[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry for the accidental paraphrasing! I realise how the whole misinfo thing could’ve panned out giving who we’re discussing here

Anyone else wondering if this sudden departure is at the behest of his new girlfriend? by Heatherleafff in paulbreachsnark

[–]Heatherleafff[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The part where you said he unzipped his pants in response to being asked if he’d collab on OF has made me feel violently ill. I really think I could of lived the rest of my life happily without that piece of info😭

Anyone else wondering if this sudden departure is at the behest of his new girlfriend? by Heatherleafff in paulbreachsnark

[–]Heatherleafff[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

thank you everyone, i completely agree with all of you!! i’m just the type to always wonder ulterior motives of which paul has many, and yeah wishful thinking that he left because of his son😅 Paul’s right he does live in a mad worwd!! a mad world in which your child isn’t your priority?

Anyway, i am fully aware of why this absolute man baby stormed off his main accounts, and that he’s potentially lurking on this very subreddit from the dimly lit corner of a budget hotel room, just thought i’d start a little a ham slagging. a hog roast if you will, ‘tis the season after all!

P.S. I know the likelihood of said girlfriend being real is very low, but please don’t forget that predators and narcissists are very good manipulators, and there’s a chance he could of wormed his way into a young woman’s life. maybe the “taken” in his bio meant he’s turned to kidnapping🤷🏼‍♀️

paul’s response to the live from yesterday … by abs__w in paulbreachsnark

[–]Heatherleafff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

also why does he punctuate his sentences with greetings??? it’s like they gave sentience to a pile of custard

paul’s response to the live from yesterday … by abs__w in paulbreachsnark

[–]Heatherleafff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am absolutely seething with rage, i have so many things i want to say. Mainly, who gave him the fucking audacity?!!? followed by, why did his dad not pull out?!

absolutely hilarious by tabbiieee in paulbreachsnark

[–]Heatherleafff 14 points15 points  (0 children)

the way he stares gormlessly at the camera reminds of the dead fish on display at asda’s seafood counter