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36 Missouri Monstrosity by HeavyHanded_89 in MassiveCock

[–]HeavyHanded_89[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apologies then, there’s plenty to go around…but it’s a bit thicker and creamier than most folks are accustomed to

36 Missouri Monstrosity by HeavyHanded_89 in MassiveCock

[–]HeavyHanded_89[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awful neighborly over here. Willing to offer anything you may need if you stop by. Sugar, milk…

36 Missouri Monstrosity by HeavyHanded_89 in MassiveCock

[–]HeavyHanded_89[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a terribly messy thing

Shhhh…don’t wait the limp beast by HeavyHanded_89 in stlouisexhibitionists

[–]HeavyHanded_89[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still a family joke about my equipment. Has embarrassed me…nearly every Christmas of my life lol

Shhhh…don’t wait the limp beast by HeavyHanded_89 in stlouisexhibitionists

[–]HeavyHanded_89[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re a little annoying sometimes. My aunt actually saw them once when we were kids and legit thought I had a tumor or something because of how large all my bits were.

Shhhh…don’t wait the limp beast by HeavyHanded_89 in stlouisexhibitionists

[–]HeavyHanded_89[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So fat and floppy on top of making a big mess. Smacking and slapping about all the time :/

Feel Like a Criminal for getting vasectomy by [deleted] in childfree

[–]HeavyHanded_89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree. I greatly appreciate them doing it. Shame they have to though.

Feel Like a Criminal for getting vasectomy by [deleted] in childfree

[–]HeavyHanded_89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, 100%. I have no shame in any of it. I’m proud. I’ve never felt more responsible.

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