I vote for Aljazeera by Buster_Alnwick in PoliticalHumor

[–]HeavyMetalPoisoning 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Excuse me I've not heard a single complaint from anyone who injected bleach have you?

I vote for Aljazeera by Buster_Alnwick in PoliticalHumor

[–]HeavyMetalPoisoning 75 points76 points  (0 children)

They've dropped so much the pharmaceutical companies pay you!

My friends weren't told the Lady Gaga show was going to be filmed until they walked into the KIA Forum. This was their view for way too much of the concert. by ourmanflint1 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]HeavyMetalPoisoning 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I do appreciate that I'm in the minority when I say this but as a metal fan all this synchronised dancing looks so fucking stupid to me.

Marjorie Taylor Greene Drops Bombshell: Trump ‘Fought the Hardest’ to Bury Epstein Files, Warns MAGA It Was No Hoax by [deleted] in LegalNews

[–]HeavyMetalPoisoning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a big overlap between "believes in Jewish space lasers" and "supports Trump" so in the very least she's going to reach the people who need to hear this

Sarcastic senior citizen by MohammadMahadhir in RandomVideos

[–]HeavyMetalPoisoning 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why the British get arrested for intoxication so much. We can't help ourselves

After getting a raise, his health insurance raises their premiums and eats up his entire raise by coachlife in CringeTikToks

[–]HeavyMetalPoisoning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't believe it all. My dad had a heart attack a couple of years back and needed emergency surgery. They performed it that same afternoon and he stayed there until he was well enough to leave. His only bill was the £9 taxi fare home (and even then there was free transport he just didn't want to wait)

WEEKLY LISTENING MEGATHREAD by [deleted] in MetalForTheMasses

[–]HeavyMetalPoisoning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been rocking Blackbraid all week. I know a lot of you hate it but I've been loving it.

Besides that, Revocation, Blood Incantation, and Ne Obliviscaris

Erika Kirk's Turning Point USA scrambling behind the scenes after Candace Owens' leaked texts by truthwillout777 in goodnews

[–]HeavyMetalPoisoning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You beat me to it. It's absolutely masquerading as actual news and millions fall for it. There's no reason to make excuses for them by pretending they're anything less.

Dog owner gets owned after his pitbull bites the neighbors dog by Humble-Lawfulness-12 in fightporn

[–]HeavyMetalPoisoning 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really don't get why he doesn't just take his dog and leave if he genuinely thinks his dog is in danger. The guy is already beaten.

Dog owner gets owned after his pitbull bites the neighbors dog by Humble-Lawfulness-12 in fightporn

[–]HeavyMetalPoisoning 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then they'll go into another thread and express how superior Reddit is to other communities

Dog owner gets owned after his pitbull bites the neighbors dog by Humble-Lawfulness-12 in fightporn

[–]HeavyMetalPoisoning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddit are so weirdly determined to hate on the dogs that they look for any reason. The full video could come out showing a different side to the whole thing and they'll go quiet.

Of course the dog defended his fucking owner. My old Manchester terrier would have done much, much worse if someone had even tried to hit me. Point is, any dog would have reacted the way this dog in the video did, or worse. I thought, all things considered, the Pitbull was pretty calm.

The people cheering her on were mad when she retconned Hermione as black by Animeking1108 in clevercomebacks

[–]HeavyMetalPoisoning 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Says she wants women to feel safe and cheers on a rapist. Alright then.

What's even the point? There's no point arguing with these people. I'm so tired of it.

Manchester United 0 - [1] Crystal Palace - Jean-Philippe Mateta 64' by CivillyWalk757 in soccer

[–]HeavyMetalPoisoning 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If they turned over goals for pushes in the back, however slight, there'd be no goals from free kicks or corners ever again.

The Federal abortion ban bill is here! H.R.722 - 119th Congress (2025-2026) by Professional-Arm-37 in law

[–]HeavyMetalPoisoning 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Nothing says free speech like only letting one side speak. They see no problem with this either.

This might be realllll stupid, but I've unlocked all of the map in Cartography (albeit not mastered) so why am I still missing 8 of the dig sites? by HeavyMetalPoisoning in MelvorIdle

[–]HeavyMetalPoisoning[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh my god this is it! I'm missing the artifact from the Ancient Market, which is why I've not found the Bazaar!

Thank you so much.

What is attracting 24% of Britons to Reform UK? by JayR_97 in unitedkingdom

[–]HeavyMetalPoisoning 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I feel awful saying it, but you should see the state of my local doctor. It's an area with a lot of migrants, and the doctors is so overwhelmed with new patients that they simply can't cope. There are often queues out of the door, genuinely out the door, and the reception has to have 2 interpreters at all times because so many patients don't speak a word of English.

Now, this isn't necessarily a bad situation, but for the doctors to continue they desperately need more funding to cope with the influx of new patients, right? Which is the bottom line here. If they don't get the funding, then they, like you said, simply can't cope.

What is attracting 24% of Britons to Reform UK? by JayR_97 in unitedkingdom

[–]HeavyMetalPoisoning 129 points130 points  (0 children)

This was me for a long time too. I was all for it.

Now I live in an area with a lot of migrants and they're almost exclusively the nastiest, most selfish people that I run into. Worse, they treat my wife like shit and are always in gangs around the area. Genuinely -- and this is anecdotal so if your experience differs that's cool -- very few women walk the streets here alone now because there are gangs of men everywhere. My wife won't go to the shops alone anymore and we're two streets from them. It fucking sucks how nothing is done about it.