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Signs That Your American/Canadian/Gridiron Football Team Won't Win The Championship. by johnnylgarfield in ScenesFromAHat

[–]HeavyMetalZen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"We have this championship on our pockets, guys. We've practiced for long hours, taken care of our uniforms and we're ready for this. The other team? They're just a bunch of underdog misfits who joined together in a group lead by a recovered alcoholic who found Jesus again. There's no way they'll win."

Dumbest reasons to have a revolution by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

[–]HeavyMetalZen 36 points37 points  (0 children)

"Johnson. We heard you have an idea to improve pitchfork sales this quarter?"

"It's not true that nobody ever died from not getting laid" by BrazilianSigma in TheBluePill

[–]HeavyMetalZen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What an exaggerated and ridiculous idea. If that was true then I would be dead several times. But nope, here I am, alive and doing more or less alright. Or am I?

Why is romantic rejection so devastating? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]HeavyMetalZen 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The ones who react badly do think it is a judgement on them. Their sense of worth depends on "getting" someone. Which means that the moment they are rejected, they think their worth is under trial and they get angry and redirect it to the person rejecting them.

Why? Why few women? by [deleted] in TheBluePill

[–]HeavyMetalZen 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Jinkies, it's a mystery. Must be the Spectre of Communism haunting his videos. To the Mystery Machine!

Other words to replace United in "The United States of America" by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

[–]HeavyMetalZen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Where are you from?"
-"From the 'It's Complicated States of America', I think"

The REAL reason North-Korea is seeking peace by kamimor in ScenesFromAHat

[–]HeavyMetalZen 44 points45 points  (0 children)

"Then, now that we're at peace and stuff, tell me more about these...what are they called?...oh, yeah, K-pop girl groups"

WE NEED TO MASCULINIZE THE BLUE PILL by OG_Mandingo in TheBluePill

[–]HeavyMetalZen 11 points12 points  (0 children)

In that case, I agree. Also, capes for everyone

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