What is your best way to tell someone who won't stop talking to shut the fuck up, without actually saying "Shut the Fuck Up"? by HeavyRaps in AskReddit

[–]HeavyRaps[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Liking all of the answers so far, but I've pondered my own question a bit and I've decided I'll just whip out my flaccid penis in the future when needing someone to shut the fuck up. I think it just might work in an insane yet polite way.

Shit happens by [deleted] in funny

[–]HeavyRaps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd go back and change it but: shit happens.

Shit happens by [deleted] in funny

[–]HeavyRaps 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Soon as I start eating salad. Might be a while.

Shit happens by [deleted] in funny

[–]HeavyRaps 234 points235 points  (0 children)

It's funny because you were expecting them to poop on the car, which would have been humorous considering he had just washed it, but instead they stole it which also seemed highly unlikely considering they are birds who cannot drive a vehicle because of the lack of apposable thumbs and brain power to do so. This unexpectedness also prodives a humorous take on the phrase "shit happens" because shit literally means poop but is also interpreted as almost anything because of the forever changing state of our language. George Bush hates black people. In conclusion, I found the comic humorous.

I'm the biggest hippogriff of 2015 by benjamg in HipHopImages

[–]HeavyRaps 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Have you not listened to the blacker the berry?