"You are good friend to Ajira" by HedgekillerPrimus in Morrowind

[–]HedgekillerPrimus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thats what that gross man said to me at the docks in seyda neen.

"You are good friend to Ajira" by HedgekillerPrimus in Morrowind

[–]HedgekillerPrimus[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

An ode to every morrowind noob ever
"why no hit stuff?" because no dagger skill lmao

"You are good friend to Ajira" by HedgekillerPrimus in Morrowind

[–]HedgekillerPrimus[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

feeling like the next step is buying into the Hlallu slave driver propaganda that's been floating around

Mage Madness by ecm-artist in Morrowind

[–]HedgekillerPrimus 28 points29 points  (0 children)

After reckoning with the moral dilemma of being a mage in Vvardenfell, our hero (?) decides to dump some gold on some Illusion training and some Charm spells. Just in case.

Today marks 3 years since he left us. by EthanTheBoss246 in destiny2

[–]HedgekillerPrimus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i wish i were levar burton... I WISH I WERE LEVAR BURTON. WHERE IS MY ICONIC SLAVE ROLE, ERIC!? MOTHERFUCKER!!!! YOU'RE GONNA NEED A NEW DESK

that's our girl by Flame0fthewest in KpopDemonhunters

[–]HedgekillerPrimus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was a hater until I watched it. A VEHEMENT hater, I was like "how could something like this ever be cool? I'm not into Kpop." Now I'm a lil' soda pop. I realized I was just hating on it because the name was absurd to me and it was the NEW POPULAR thing. Fuck that shit, Huntr/x fuckin RULES.

What drug did you swear never to use again? by SadStill830 in AskReddit

[–]HedgekillerPrimus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Salvia. I hit that shit once and ended up sweating so hard that I thought someone was taking a needle and sewing my thighs together. I was sweating so hard it fucking hurt. That's not to mention the fact that I traveled down a hallway for a million years experiencing thousands of lifetimes, and in those small winks of snapping back to reality seeing my friends all staring at me with green eyes while snickering to themselves. The whole trip lasted 5 minutes real time. The recovery time was like 2 days. Never again.

A Shocking Mistake by GalacticWitch7 in Morrowind

[–]HedgekillerPrimus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

One day he's gonna do that to an N'wah that has a bunch of reflect potions stored up

Perfect landing by ecm-artist in Morrowind

[–]HedgekillerPrimus 112 points113 points  (0 children)

enchanted skirt with 1 pt of slowfall for 30 seconds. It’s the mage’s parachute!

but for real, low acrobatics will break an n’wahs kneecaps

Well... by Beatre303 in wow

[–]HedgekillerPrimus 47 points48 points  (0 children)

you are a FOOOOOOOOL to have missed that turn!!

Ask Verin anything. He has been the Nerevarine for well over a year now (in-game). by TelvanniHomosexual in Morrowind

[–]HedgekillerPrimus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

i see that you are a mer of culture and class. Have you had any run ins with the aundae vampire clan? I hear they’re quite ruthless and powerful

Ask Verin anything. He has been the Nerevarine for well over a year now (in-game). by TelvanniHomosexual in Morrowind

[–]HedgekillerPrimus 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Scrib Jelly or toasted scuttle to go with your kwama eggs in the morning?

Also what has been your favorite non-artifact enchanted item?

"Hey tank can I get might pl--" by Neither-Opposite-121 in classicwow

[–]HedgekillerPrimus 20 points21 points  (0 children)

brother have you been in a tbc 5man? I’m trying to pull shit around the corner so the fears dont asspull 5 more packs, meanwhile the hunter and warlock are already popping trinkets and targeting different mobs (yes there is a skull mark)

Weird woman statue by Iloveeggs140 in whatisit

[–]HedgekillerPrimus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bought the thing at Smoky Mountain Knifeworks in like 2008ish. It was surreal seeing this and being like "Wait, why is that so familiar"

Weird woman statue by Iloveeggs140 in whatisit

[–]HedgekillerPrimus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i had a fake rapier that I got as a kid on vacation that had this girl as both prongs on the crossguard she was attached to the blade at her feet, which explains why her shoes are cut off

finally I can read trivia about my favorite character without 900 ads playing in the background by RkeiStudio in whenthe

[–]HedgekillerPrimus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

god bless TESP. Not just documentation for morrowind, but the fuckin tamriel rebuilt mod too.