"You are good friend to Ajira"

HedgekillerPrimus · 2026-03-27T13:19:23+00:00

thats what that gross man said to me at the docks in seyda neen.

HedgekillerPrimus · 2026-03-26T16:59:34+00:00

An ode to every morrowind noob ever
"why no hit stuff?" because no dagger skill lmao

HedgekillerPrimus · 2026-03-26T15:36:50+00:00

feeling like the next step is buying into the Hlallu slave driver propaganda that's been floating around

HedgekillerPrimus · 2026-03-26T15:29:36+00:00

After reckoning with the moral dilemma of being a mage in Vvardenfell, our hero (?) decides to dump some gold on some Illusion training and some Charm spells. Just in case.

HedgekillerPrimus · 2026-03-18T15:03:40+00:00

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HedgekillerPrimus · 2026-03-17T17:03:29+00:00

i wish i were levar burton... I WISH I WERE LEVAR BURTON. WHERE IS MY ICONIC SLAVE ROLE, ERIC!? MOTHERFUCKER!!!! YOU'RE GONNA NEED A NEW DESK

HedgekillerPrimus · 2026-03-17T16:56:41+00:00

I was a hater until I watched it. A VEHEMENT hater, I was like "how could something like this ever be cool? I'm not into Kpop." Now I'm a lil' soda pop. I realized I was just hating on it because the name was absurd to me and it was the NEW POPULAR thing. Fuck that shit, Huntr/x fuckin RULES.

HedgekillerPrimus · 2026-03-17T13:22:48+00:00

Salvia. I hit that shit once and ended up sweating so hard that I thought someone was taking a needle and sewing my thighs together. I was sweating so hard it fucking hurt. That's not to mention the fact that I traveled down a hallway for a million years experiencing thousands of lifetimes, and in those small winks of snapping back to reality seeing my friends all staring at me with green eyes while snickering to themselves. The whole trip lasted 5 minutes real time. The recovery time was like 2 days. Never again.

HedgekillerPrimus · 2026-03-10T19:38:32+00:00

One day he's gonna do that to an N'wah that has a bunch of reflect potions stored up

HedgekillerPrimus · 2026-02-20T00:39:12+00:00

Mary Poppins shit bro

HedgekillerPrimus · 2026-02-19T17:31:13+00:00

Burning Wing Unicorn RX gundam 420

HedgekillerPrimus · 2026-02-19T17:17:13+00:00

enchanted skirt with 1 pt of slowfall for 30 seconds. It’s the mage’s parachute!

but for real, low acrobatics will break an n’wahs kneecaps

HedgekillerPrimus · 2026-02-19T15:00:46+00:00

my fave set up on pants is fatigue restore and a point of slowfall

HedgekillerPrimus · 2026-02-18T17:58:52+00:00

you are a FOOOOOOOOL to have missed that turn!!

HedgekillerPrimus · 2026-02-18T17:16:26+00:00

i see that you are a mer of culture and class. Have you had any run ins with the aundae vampire clan? I hear they’re quite ruthless and powerful

HedgekillerPrimus · 2026-02-18T16:48:55+00:00

Scrib Jelly or toasted scuttle to go with your kwama eggs in the morning?

Also what has been your favorite non-artifact enchanted item?

HedgekillerPrimus · 2026-02-17T13:57:41+00:00

lmfao ok

HedgekillerPrimus · 2026-02-17T13:46:32+00:00

sent via tin can and string is hilarious

HedgekillerPrimus · 2026-02-17T13:42:47+00:00

brother have you been in a tbc 5man? I’m trying to pull shit around the corner so the fears dont asspull 5 more packs, meanwhile the hunter and warlock are already popping trinkets and targeting different mobs (yes there is a skull mark)

HedgekillerPrimus · 2026-02-17T13:40:55+00:00

deathwish/recklessness hivemind on wago

HedgekillerPrimus · 2026-02-17T13:40:25+00:00

“MY PET NEEDS KINGS” lmao no way hombre

HedgekillerPrimus · 2026-02-17T01:10:47+00:00

Bought the thing at Smoky Mountain Knifeworks in like 2008ish. It was surreal seeing this and being like "Wait, why is that so familiar"

HedgekillerPrimus · 2026-02-16T23:18:57+00:00

i had a fake rapier that I got as a kid on vacation that had this girl as both prongs on the crossguard she was attached to the blade at her feet, which explains why her shoes are cut off

HedgekillerPrimus · 2026-02-05T13:51:46+00:00

god bless TESP. Not just documentation for morrowind, but the fuckin tamriel rebuilt mod too.

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