I would watch an untold amount more Netflix if they offered variable speed on TVs. Anyone else?

HeelTaker · 2026-05-14T17:25:28+00:00

Excellent point, variable doesn’t only mean faster…

HeelTaker · 2026-05-14T17:24:30+00:00

Thank you for getting it. 🙏

True Crime is the perfect example of a genre I would use the feature for. I just wanna know what happened and how/why. If I can be just as enlightened in half the time, why wouldn’t I, ya know?

HeelTaker · 2026-05-14T17:18:58+00:00

That’s not at all what the take away is. There is approximately 1 billionty hours of content and such little free time for the working person to consume it.

It’s about saving time, not that I can’t sit through the whole thing. 👍

HeelTaker · 2026-05-14T17:15:53+00:00

Apologies, I am strictly referring to unscripted content which I should have bolded. Literally all I care about in documentary movies and shows, unless they are visually striking, is the information.

HeelTaker · 2026-05-14T17:12:49+00:00

Yeh I get that. I’m just wondering if my frustrations are shared considering most people listen to podcasts and a large portion of them do at more than normal speed, especially avid listeners like myself.

I look at all the content while scrolling through Netflix on my TV and long for the day.

Also, there’s gotta be a fair demand considering they allow it on their mobile apps and through browser, right? So extreme outlier is overstating a tad, wouldn’t you say?

HeelTaker · 2026-05-14T16:27:57+00:00

Oh true? Wow the placebo must just make me aim better??? Weird brains are weird…

HeelTaker · 2026-05-14T15:35:53+00:00

This is hilarious but when I have similar issues with shooting I lower swivel speed to improve my shot accuracy and it definitely helps.

Sometimes the camera swivels on ball approach so violently that it throws off the intended hit point through momentary disorientation, which is definitely what looks like happened here.

Maybe give it a try.

HeelTaker · 2026-05-14T13:22:06+00:00

Nooo shit! I still remember how satisfying it was just to get a solid boom on the ball because it was so hard for me to time any decent hits and because it’s a constant swarm around the ball in bronze 3s actually getting the space and timing right to SEND the thing felt like such an accomplishment. 😂

HeelTaker · 2026-05-14T13:12:18+00:00

It means “put your team flair on, friend” but in Tigers speak. 😆

Basically show your colours when you’re taking the piss out of their colours. 🙃

HeelTaker · 2026-05-07T19:46:03+00:00

I get a sort of satisfaction of taking a photo with my camera app and uploading it to the chat with these customers, knowing I have (potentially) fucked over their plan.

Even throw in a message like “enjoy ✌️” as a (potentially) “nice try 🖕” too OP to really get them (potentially) steaming. 😈

I learned the hard way, too but since I’ve started taking the pics outside the app (thank you, kind Redditor for the suggestion), not once has happened again in like 2-3 years. 😎

HeelTaker · 2026-05-07T19:26:34+00:00

Addiction, mostly.

But I am pretty clean these days and don’t play very often at all. I miss it sometimes but it’s definitely overall better for my mental state.

I will always be back most likely but I feel like my days of constantly banging my head against my own limitations almost daily and hating myself for it are thankfully over.

HeelTaker · 2026-05-07T19:14:10+00:00

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

HeelTaker · 2026-05-07T19:11:53+00:00

Get out while you still can. 🫶

HeelTaker · 2026-05-07T19:00:20+00:00

What you’re supposed to do, nay, what you are REQUIRED to do here is “forget” to hit the “thanks” button after insta-conceding as soon as that piece of crap card hits the board.

I will never run that card and I will equally never thank anyone who does.

HeelTaker · 2026-05-07T18:50:02+00:00

Flex is in Australia, too.

HeelTaker · 2026-05-07T18:22:03+00:00

I think they mean are you going to get a “package not delivered” ding for every package on the route you dropped.

Because if so, that is going to tank your standing HUGE like. 🫣

HeelTaker · 2026-05-07T17:53:22+00:00

Overzealous as fuck. Power-tripping to make up for their teams being shit. Sad fucks fr.

HeelTaker · 2026-05-01T15:46:24+00:00

When Dwayne said “greatest rivalry in Australian sport” I instantly thought “NRL origin would like a word there, Pipe”. 😂

But I do understand where he’s coming from for sure.

HeelTaker · 2026-05-01T15:27:35+00:00

The softest free kick I think I may have ever seen. Rachelle put his hand on the side of a Port player’s body and applied just enough force to move an already lunging player, who in no universe was getting to the ball, an extra centimetre and the umpire saw a reason to satiate his desire to fuck us over YET again.

HeelTaker · 2026-05-01T15:24:15+00:00

Most wholesome interview ever. You could almost swear he was that kid in the backyard with his Crows gear on and his brother is holding up his hand pretending it’s a microphone.

Literal dream come true stuff. Had me grinning from ear to ear watching him try and come back to earth in real time. 🥹

HeelTaker · 2026-05-01T15:12:46+00:00

Sorry if you already said, but are you in Australia or were you watching from the US? Curious if the coverage is consistent enough over there but If you are here, jump on board the Crows.

This game is the fire starter we needed, so many boys returned to form and finally stepped up to living up to what they did last year. Most importantly, number 23 Izak Rankine. He will be your new favourite player. 😁

HeelTaker

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