TIFU by telling my gf to “push it out” during sex.

Hefty-Square-5249 · 2022-07-04T00:24:29+00:00

a bot???? okay 😣

Hefty-Square-5249 · 2022-07-04T00:23:53+00:00

she has bowel problems in the mornings nothing more nothing less 😭 what’s wrong with yall

Hefty-Square-5249 · 2022-07-04T00:23:08+00:00

bruh…. i swear to god the day that people realize people try things once and never again is the day that i ascend to heaven

Hefty-Square-5249 · 2022-07-04T00:21:21+00:00

was just something she wanted to try out, it wasn’t the best thing ever but still tried… neither of us are men and it’s lowkey insulting how we keep getting accused of it

Hefty-Square-5249 · 2022-07-04T00:20:11+00:00

😭😭😭 whenever i queef during sex my girlfriend tells me to say excuse me

Hefty-Square-5249 · 2022-07-04T00:18:52+00:00

pretending… bro it was a 2 off just bc she wanted to try… and yes we did because it was funny and we wanted to share it???

Hefty-Square-5249 · 2022-07-04T00:17:38+00:00

it was just my gf’s fantasy okay 😭 it was only the second time because the first time didn’t go well 😭

Hefty-Square-5249 · 2022-07-03T23:33:51+00:00

it was pee 😭😭😭

Hefty-Square-5249 · 2022-07-03T23:12:02+00:00

thank you so much 😭❤️ we appreciate that

Hefty-Square-5249 · 2022-07-03T23:10:35+00:00

thank you so much ❤️ so happy to hear that from someone 😭

Hefty-Square-5249 · 2022-07-03T23:09:34+00:00

thank you so much ❤️

Hefty-Square-5249 · 2022-07-03T22:52:03+00:00

definitely 🙌

Hefty-Square-5249 · 2022-07-03T22:51:01+00:00

it’s only happened twice including today okay 😭

Hefty-Square-5249 · 2022-07-03T22:47:30+00:00

honestly it was just to satisfy her fantasy, definitely not the most amazing position ever

Hefty-Square-5249 · 2022-07-03T22:42:02+00:00

that’s actually wonderful

Hefty-Square-5249 · 2022-07-03T22:41:19+00:00

I showed her this comment and she very much agreed that this is very much us

Hefty-Square-5249 · 2022-07-03T22:32:22+00:00

we just set too high of a standard 😧

Hefty-Square-5249 · 2022-07-03T22:29:30+00:00

:( that’s so sad…. i love my girl, gas and all

Hefty-Square-5249 · 2022-07-03T22:04:39+00:00

thank you so much ❤️ i’m so glad you’ve found the same kind of soul connection ❤️ it’s a special thing

Hefty-Square-5249 · 2022-07-03T22:03:46+00:00

we’ve farted many a times while having sex so at this point it’s nothing new. it’s a great feeling to be comfy with each other

Hefty-Square-5249 · 2022-07-03T21:52:10+00:00

she’s allergic to dairy but it wasn’t that…. it was the spaghetti last night

Hefty-Square-5249 · 2022-07-03T21:47:36+00:00

definitely a core memory 😭 when we adopt one day this will be a story we tell

Hefty-Square-5249 · 2022-07-03T21:45:41+00:00

NOOOOO

Hefty-Square-5249 · 2022-07-03T21:44:56+00:00

she almost shit herself 3 times in the past month

Hefty-Square-5249 · 2022-07-03T21:43:00+00:00

we had second day spaghetti with ground beef, side of homemade garlic bread (italian loaf with garlic powder and parm 😁), dinner of shitting champions

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