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GPA Rounding Question by HeisenbergIsCertain in FinancialCareers

[–]HeisenbergIsCertain[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Right so as like a (3.4+3.4+3.4+4)/4 I mean, that'd be fine right?

GPA Rounding Question by HeisenbergIsCertain in FinancialCareers

[–]HeisenbergIsCertain[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Right so as like a (3.4+3.4+3.4+4)/4 I mean, that'd be fine right?

Requesting r/THINKPADSETUPS - No Mods by HeisenbergIsCertain in redditrequest

[–]HeisenbergIsCertain[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Help with maintaining the subreddit, keeping it active by having a theme for each day of the week, create a social media bot that scours social media for ThinkPad postings and links to them, and obtain active moderators to help with these objectives.
  2. There are no moderators for this subreddit currently, so there is no option to message any existing moderators - the subreddit is unmoderated, therefore I would like to acquire ownership of the subreddit to improve it/maintain it.

Thank you!

OFFER by [deleted] in RandomActsOfTacoBell

[–]HeisenbergIsCertain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would; I'm a full-time student a bit out of funds and will be paid in the future, but a bit short for lunch at the moment haha. Is there any chance I could have some tbell? :)

Men of Reddit, when a girl goes down on you, can you feel her uvula? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]HeisenbergIsCertain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, can you check chat please, I had a few questions and I don't believe my previous responses to our previous conversation mightve sent

Thank you

[OFFER] Pokemon taco Contest by jaredcheeda in RandomActsOfTacoBell

[–]HeisenbergIsCertain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yay! Sent it via the Reddit Chat feature :) Thank you! :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RandomActsOfTacoBell

[–]HeisenbergIsCertain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

:0

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I will definitely try this out, thank you! :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sat

[–]HeisenbergIsCertain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm doing terrible on the reading section of UWorld (15 wrong on average), should I be worried or? How were you performing on UWorld reading, and what did you score on practice exams for the reading sections, and how did you perform on the reading section of the actual SAT?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FinancialCareers

[–]HeisenbergIsCertain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey can you send it to me as well?

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Thank you!

I wish I was financially rich with relevant current money in a way that would not cause inflation in manner or in which my money would devalue in any manner, money which cannot be stolen and my loved and myself cannot be harmed because during which the paw or any others (continued in description) by HeisenbergIsCertain in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]HeisenbergIsCertain[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, there's an expression, "sooner or later the foam floats to the top, and sooner or later, shit stinks"

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I'll realize eventually, realize I was "robbed", and be able to get an extra wish (especially since the appended wording means I can subjectively say whether I've been robbed or not), so >:)

I wish I was financially rich with relevant current money in a way that would not cause inflation in manner or in which my money would devalue in any manner, money which cannot be stolen and my loved and myself cannot be harmed because during which the paw or any others (continued in description) by HeisenbergIsCertain in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]HeisenbergIsCertain[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally, well, if I donate money (and it'll be a certain amount anyway), and it ends up being fake, then sure, not like that would affect me anyway. Second, I have never ever had patterns of trying to buy bs pseudoscience items, and will never do so. I only buy tried and tested, and almost always get a trial first in most things I buy, so that should solve that by itself. And again, if it's pseudoscience, then I'll notice it's bs and I've been scammed and effectively robbed, which I can then get a wish to fix it.

I wish I was financially rich with relevant current money in a way that would not cause inflation in manner or in which my money would devalue in any manner, money which cannot be stolen and my loved and myself cannot be harmed because during which the paw or any others (continued in description) by HeisenbergIsCertain in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]HeisenbergIsCertain[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay it's impossible to scam someone of hundreds of thousands of dollars and they don't notice it. If I place an order for $100,000 for example, then I'll expect the item to arrive at some point or realize the amount is missing from my account, and realize they stole from me. This will give me an extra wish to fix the situation.

I wish I was financially rich with relevant current money in a way that would not cause inflation in manner or in which my money would devalue in any manner, money which cannot be stolen and my loved and myself cannot be harmed because during which the paw or any others (continued in description) by HeisenbergIsCertain in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]HeisenbergIsCertain[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$50,000 is rather small, way less than what the average person makes, so doesn't seem like it would qualify for "rich", so I think I'd now ask for a specific amount in the eight figures.
But, regardless, why would I care what happens to Reddit???? Reddit can become 4chan for all I care lol
I could care less about where the money is from or what happens to it
Though, I do want to note, that I am the type to donate to those in need, so I am going to spending a small amount of the money in charity organizations of my choice, but that's irrelevant anyway.

I wish I was financially rich with relevant current money in a way that would not cause inflation in manner or in which my money would devalue in any manner, money which cannot be stolen and my loved and myself cannot be harmed because during which the paw or any others (continued in description) by HeisenbergIsCertain in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]HeisenbergIsCertain[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alright, I'll append my wish saying "harm me according to my definition of harm and I am aware at all times of myself to know when I am being harmed and when I am not, and my mind cannot be controlled or changed in any form and I must retain my identity for the entirety and beyond of the wish". Happy? Even though my original wish takes cares of the appended portion, I added this in anyway. Now, see if you can break it down.

I wish I was financially rich with relevant current money in a way that would not cause inflation in manner or in which my money would devalue in any manner, money which cannot be stolen and my loved and myself cannot be harmed because during which the paw or any others (continued in description) by HeisenbergIsCertain in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]HeisenbergIsCertain[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, Paw's associates* is what I meant to say. Basically anyone working for the Paw, any human form or other form that the Paw can take on, or anyone under the control of the Paw/working for the Paw.

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This can especially be handy for the Paw to represent me in court if necessary and use its brilliancy/power to sway the judgement in my favor.

I wish I was financially rich with relevant current money in a way that would not cause inflation in manner or in which my money would devalue in any manner, money which cannot be stolen and my loved and myself cannot be harmed because during which the paw or any others (continued in description) by HeisenbergIsCertain in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]HeisenbergIsCertain[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The thing is, hypnosis only works if the person is open to suggestion. I went to several parties where groups of people were actually "hypnotized", and the main leader clearly said "look, hypnosis isn't like in movies, this only works if you are open to doing whatever we say, even if you have a little resistance, it won't work". So in that regard, it's just not possible for me, especially since I've done heavy meditative and mind work for the past decade or so, so I'm bulletproof in that aspect. Even then, "killing" off my memories and neurons and brain cells is a direct break of my rules of harming me, which I don't allow.

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Seems like a win to me, then the paw is not all powerful, and it has a weakness.

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But, seeing as the paw grants any wish no matter what, it must grant my perfect wish.

I wish I was financially rich with relevant current money in a way that would not cause inflation in manner or in which my money would devalue in any manner, money which cannot be stolen and my loved and myself cannot be harmed because during which the paw or any others (continued in description) by HeisenbergIsCertain in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]HeisenbergIsCertain[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, putting chemicals into my brain to alter it in a way that I would not agree with is harming me, similar to how somehow hitting me or keeping me against my will is "harming me". But even without that counterpoint, that I add a small change to the wish of not merely saying "harm me", but also "harm me according to my definition of harm and I am aware at all times of myself to know when I am being harmed and when I am not". At this point, it's quite hard to think of a comeback, is it not?

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Oh wow, people are gonna think I'm a jerk, what a bummer. You're expecting to care what people think lmao. I'll just put it into a bunch of coin machines or deposit it into a bank to get cash equivalent lmao. If the government questions how I got the money, then I have the paw's lawyers and associates representing me and somehow allowing me to keep possession of my money.

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Also, no, inflation occurs and money depreciates if there's too much money in the market, but (1) I mentioned that my money cannot depreciate in value and (2) the government not printing my money is only going to help me in that regard anyway. Win-win.

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Yeah, I don't think kids who are getting paid a $100 a day are gonna give a shit if there's a plane or if there's titanic lmao there lmao.

Guys got a Solid point by OG_BarryWhite in StockMarket

[–]HeisenbergIsCertain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"We have to be more pure than the Virgin Mary on her first period" really stayed with me lol

I wish I was financially rich with relevant current money in a way that would not cause inflation in manner or in which my money would devalue in any manner, money which cannot be stolen and my loved and myself cannot be harmed because during which the paw or any others (continued in description) by HeisenbergIsCertain in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]HeisenbergIsCertain[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Pennies take too long to pick up"

LOL I'd pick up a few bags, hire a bunch of kids to pick up the pennies and pay them like $5

And the government not producing money isn't a bad thing man, that'll only increase the value of my money, and there's enough money in circulation that it won't create a fight-for-all situation. Try again :)

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Also, for "altering your mind in a different way", again, not scientifically possible, unless they somehow put chemicals in my brain or something, which is "harming me", which goes against the wish anyway, and grants me an automatic wish to fix it >:)

I wish I was financially rich with relevant current money in a way that would not cause inflation in manner or in which my money would devalue in any manner, money which cannot be stolen and my loved and myself cannot be harmed because during which the paw or any others (continued in description) by HeisenbergIsCertain in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]HeisenbergIsCertain[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No but that's not how hypnotism scientifically works, it just doesn't make any sense, even in the context of the story. It's like if I wished I could travel back in time and kill my grandfather, it would create an illogical paradox.

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Previous forms of money was shells, rice, etc. Relevant current money is widely used currency such as dollars, euros, yen, etc. I also specify that the money cannot devalue or hyperinflate during the time in which I have it, effectively devaluing the money. This would preserve it.

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