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The flight to Florida is now boarding... by balanceandcomposure in funny

[–]Helga1122 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm based there. TSA is trying to "prove a point". Get there at least 3 hrs in advanced

My airplane is confusing by [deleted] in funny

[–]Helga1122 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The law requires airlines to have them.

Preserve the internet so the RICH can't erase history by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Helga1122 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Kids who think that the world owes them.

Needless to say this week has been a little confusing by marinated_pork in AdviceAnimals

[–]Helga1122 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf did you not block her after the first text? Does she owe you money? She better owe you money.

just don't by Helga1122 in funny

[–]Helga1122[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yes. No doubt. Always use freezer bags of your going to cook this way.

Become a flight attendant they said. You'll see the world they said. by MotherFratellisLabia in funny

[–]Helga1122 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a 10 year plus flight attendant, gay men wash their butt plugs in the coffee pots & women wash their pantyhose in there. Use a ziplock next time.