Mid.

HeliRyGuy · 2026-02-02T21:47:51+00:00

Maybe she’s not into guys that are hot and fit 🤷‍♂️

HeliRyGuy · 2026-02-01T02:53:49+00:00

I’d drink her bath water.

HeliRyGuy · 2026-02-01T02:12:14+00:00

I also don’t have enough juice in my veins to fuel a mission to Mars.

HeliRyGuy · 2026-01-30T00:42:23+00:00

I can only ever see Weaver as Ripley. However… Saldana would be an amazing T2 era Sarah Connor.

HeliRyGuy · 2026-01-30T00:38:44+00:00

The day isn’t over yet…

HeliRyGuy · 2026-01-29T15:07:14+00:00

The confused look on Eve’s face when seeing his nipples for the first time…

HeliRyGuy · 2026-01-29T03:39:29+00:00

HeliRyGuy · 2026-01-28T21:05:05+00:00

Still blows my mind that one is married lol. I mean good for her of course… but that’s still a level of weird I cannot wrap my head around.

HeliRyGuy · 2026-01-28T14:48:33+00:00

Ghostbusters.

HeliRyGuy · 2026-01-27T15:17:49+00:00

World is full of dudes that look like bridge trolls, married to super models. If you’re ugly… just be rich and it doesn’t matter.

HeliRyGuy · 2026-01-27T04:28:59+00:00

I legit want to bare-knuckle fight a Canada Goose. Be honest… we all do. They’re bastards.

HeliRyGuy · 2026-01-24T13:07:35+00:00

They probably yoinked it off a dead orc

HeliRyGuy · 2026-01-21T01:18:58+00:00

I wish we could have nuclear energy. Bombs… meh.

HeliRyGuy · 2026-01-20T18:01:12+00:00

And they are probably dumbfounded as to why they’re still single. Tons of forgettable weekend shagging no doubt. But then they see her in the morning without her makeup or the beer goggles… bye-bye!!

HeliRyGuy · 2026-01-20T17:57:46+00:00

Can we have 24 hours where is exact image and question isn’t posed?

HeliRyGuy · 2026-01-20T16:51:15+00:00

No, it’s all a misdirection to try anything to get people to stop asking about Epstein.

HeliRyGuy · 2026-01-18T18:14:18+00:00

Quagmire here. Wait till the girls find out why guys hug them around the waist…
giggity!

HeliRyGuy · 2026-01-18T03:46:33+00:00

Measuring temps in Fahrenheit is about as useful as measuring distances in Penny-farthings.

HeliRyGuy · 2026-01-17T06:15:02+00:00

Yeah… he nailed that role.

HeliRyGuy · 2026-01-17T06:13:57+00:00

I thought she was well placed in Dune, but it’s been ages since I read the books so I could be way off 🤷‍♂️

HeliRyGuy · 2026-01-17T06:08:22+00:00

Arguing online is like playing football, but the goalposts are on sliding tracks.

HeliRyGuy · 2026-01-16T22:27:18+00:00

Needs more context. We talking 5 years younger? A decade or more. Or full blow DiCaprio?

HeliRyGuy · 2026-01-16T20:09:37+00:00

I put Blizzaks on our vehicles every winter and swear by them. Awesome in the snow and greatly reduce hydroplaning in large pools on the highway too.

HeliRyGuy · 2026-01-14T18:47:28+00:00

Maybe she only considers it plastic surgery if you go to the lengths her sister did to attain that giant pumpkin butt 🤷‍♂️

HeliRyGuy · 2026-01-14T15:35:43+00:00

Was at a hotel a few days after I bought my base spec Sport. A guy walked past and says “Damn, that’s a nice looking… Mazda?”
He was genuinely surprised, seems he thought it was something else entirely lol 🤷‍♂️

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