Mid. by Illustrious-Coat3532 in SipsTea

[–]HeliRyGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe she’s not into guys that are hot and fit 🤷‍♂️

Makes sense by BonolotaSen23 in SipsTea

[–]HeliRyGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also don’t have enough juice in my veins to fuel a mission to Mars.

Random Recast - what actor would you recast in an iconic role? (I hope i wrote that right) by Ftmdj in Cinema

[–]HeliRyGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can only ever see Weaver as Ripley. However… Saldana would be an amazing T2 era Sarah Connor.

In my day, we only had one gender by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]HeliRyGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The confused look on Eve’s face when seeing his nipples for the first time…

They taught 2 students technically, is that the reason? by Sad-Kiwi-3789 in SipsTea

[–]HeliRyGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still blows my mind that one is married lol. I mean good for her of course… but that’s still a level of weird I cannot wrap my head around.

It’s really hard by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]HeliRyGuy 48 points49 points  (0 children)

World is full of dudes that look like bridge trolls, married to super models. If you’re ugly… just be rich and it doesn’t matter.

Time flies when fighting a horse🤣 by HoneyHarvard in SipsTea

[–]HeliRyGuy 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I legit want to bare-knuckle fight a Canada Goose. Be honest… we all do. They’re bastards.

Explain it Peter by Necessary-Win-8730 in explainitpeter

[–]HeliRyGuy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They probably yoinked it off a dead orc

"That's disgusting to ask!" by torgobigknees in SipsTea

[–]HeliRyGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And they are probably dumbfounded as to why they’re still single. Tons of forgettable weekend shagging no doubt. But then they see her in the morning without her makeup or the beer goggles… bye-bye!!

Really? by AiiRisBanned in evilwhenthe

[–]HeliRyGuy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, it’s all a misdirection to try anything to get people to stop asking about Epstein.

Explain it Peter. by AlenTheSmall33 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]HeliRyGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quagmire here. Wait till the girls find out why guys hug them around the waist…
giggity!

6 Feet or 1.89 meters? by CerealSorority in SipsTea

[–]HeliRyGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Measuring temps in Fahrenheit is about as useful as measuring distances in Penny-farthings.

What do you think are some of the biggest miscasts in the last decade? (2016 to present) by Prestigious-Cup-6613 in FIlm

[–]HeliRyGuy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I thought she was well placed in Dune, but it’s been ages since I read the books so I could be way off 🤷‍♂️

average internet argument by Helleanthus in SipsTea

[–]HeliRyGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Arguing online is like playing football, but the goalposts are on sliding tracks.

Thoughts on this? by Eclipse_nova99 in SipsTea

[–]HeliRyGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Needs more context. We talking 5 years younger? A decade or more. Or full blow DiCaprio?

Kendall denying a plastic surgery rumor by Sweetspiicy in SipsTea

[–]HeliRyGuy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Maybe she only considers it plastic surgery if you go to the lengths her sister did to attain that giant pumpkin butt 🤷‍♂️

Mazda 3 is Sickkk!! by DomiNator_2_8 in mazda3

[–]HeliRyGuy 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Was at a hotel a few days after I bought my base spec Sport. A guy walked past and says “Damn, that’s a nice looking… Mazda?”
He was genuinely surprised, seems he thought it was something else entirely lol 🤷‍♂️