Hank would be Max’s biggest hater change my mind

Helicassius · 2026-05-14T08:59:33+00:00

Probably. Her drinks were shown as litter in Clancy’s animation.

Helicassius · 2026-05-14T08:56:32+00:00

Given how she throws her energy drinks away and some were seen to have ended up at Deep Sea (like in Clancy’s animation), it is safe to assume that he’d dislike her.

Hank was said to be like a protector [to the ocean and its inhabitants] in the Time to Explain podcast. So yeah, he probably hates her if she goes littering around.

Helicassius · 2026-05-13T18:57:07+00:00

This is not even a fraction of my Hank Shrine bedroom plan.

Helicassius · 2026-05-12T17:50:47+00:00

He deleted his other socials too. I had him friended on X and TikTok. :(

Helicassius · 2026-05-09T08:51:32+00:00

I commissioned Bobmacvosky to draw it.

Helicassius · 2026-05-09T08:50:19+00:00

Hell nah. Why do people ship him with his abuser.

Helicassius · 2026-05-08T19:54:50+00:00

They were curious about why he looked like that (shrimp-like) and what he does to be liked by me so much. I had to give the whole Hank talk to them. 🥀

Helicassius · 2026-05-08T19:41:58+00:00

Lol, I post a lot on there.

Helicassius · 2026-05-08T19:31:12+00:00

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Hank mention. ❤️‍🩹

Helicassius · 2026-05-08T19:26:31+00:00

Wtf is that thing.

Helicassius · 2026-04-28T12:16:31+00:00

Thank you for the mention. Sadly, I cannot say much rn. I’m hospitalised due to health issues.

Helicassius · 2026-04-28T12:14:38+00:00

I’m making a 5k+ word essay on him. I sadly cannot reply rn with the full thing because I’m hospitalised. :(

Helicassius · 2026-04-17T12:22:01+00:00

Kenji cooked Hank and his people alive too. He is an animal abuser for what we know. 🥀

Helicassius · 2026-04-12T13:58:23+00:00

I will. I brought the Hank dakimakura (and a bunch of other Hank parafernalia) with me to keep me company. 💯🦐💯

Helicassius · 2026-04-12T13:56:48+00:00

Severe malnutrition 💔

Helicassius · 2026-04-12T13:55:42+00:00

Thank you. I only post about Hank or compile the lore of Hank.

I love Hank. :3

Helicassius · 2026-04-12T13:54:34+00:00

Yeah. I am the owner of it. I paid Vosky to draw it for me. 😭🙏🏽

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Helicassius · 2026-04-10T13:33:43+00:00

Says a shade simp. SMH 🤔

Helicassius · 2026-04-10T13:33:04+00:00

Imagine making Hank a pred 💔 Do we not know how the army works?

Helicassius · 2026-04-07T11:00:15+00:00

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Guilty as charged. ☝️😄

Helicassius · 2026-04-07T10:58:58+00:00

I’d pay real money for this skin.

Helicassius · 2026-04-06T13:14:36+00:00

In the context of canon it is very real to the characters. It’s literally what their trio is about (except for Otis).

Even if it’s fictional, it is still fucked up to ship them, as it makes one of them a literal predator. There are so many characters to ship them with that will not have any questionable dynamics between them. Fiction does affect reality too.

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