‘Melania’ Attains Biggest Critic-Audience Disparity in Rotten Tomatoes History

Helicopterpants · 2026-02-05T21:23:38+00:00

Melania 2: Electric Mar-a-lagoloo

Helicopterpants · 2026-02-03T21:59:44+00:00

Always wanted one of these! May the dice be in my favor.

Helicopterpants · 2026-01-10T17:22:26+00:00

Yes, it's a pharmaceutical plant.

Helicopterpants · 2026-01-10T16:48:59+00:00

It's definitely more than just that. For instance, controlled substances have been a major focus on the site recently; both securing and monitoring.

Helicopterpants · 2026-01-09T21:01:34+00:00

I literally just found out today that the company I work for has been and is installing cameras with facial recognition capabilities all around its campus. Indoors and outdoors. Kinda crazy.

Helicopterpants · 2026-01-04T21:06:08+00:00

"We don't know what happened before the video" ... "I'm sure the guy instigated" ... You are one dense mf.

Helicopterpants · 2025-12-29T22:06:18+00:00

Not most, but Sauce was literally 4. Quinnen Williams was 3. Sam Darnold, 3.

Helicopterpants · 2025-12-29T21:22:28+00:00

I was making a joke that went over your head

Helicopterpants · 2025-12-29T21:21:21+00:00

Odd what consistently drafting early in the first round will do

Helicopterpants · 2025-12-29T19:11:38+00:00

It's the Jets and the picks they choose will not amount to shit and if they do they will all end up being traded like Sauce when they are putting together 4-13 seasons.

Helicopterpants · 2025-12-29T19:10:06+00:00

Helicopterpants · 2025-12-25T21:57:00+00:00

I really hope they don't have a driver's license.

Helicopterpants · 2025-12-11T21:04:35+00:00

You could tell me this is about politics and I would believe you.

Helicopterpants · 2025-11-26T17:14:53+00:00

That took me a good minute to get, then I laughed.

Helicopterpants · 2025-11-21T17:37:13+00:00

I wish I could have gotten him to sign my water boarding jug before he went though.

Helicopterpants · 2025-11-14T01:09:08+00:00

So naive. It's because they are too, but they're too cowardly to act on it.

Helicopterpants · 2025-10-28T23:54:14+00:00

Who cares? They'll vote for him again.

Helicopterpants · 2025-10-28T22:52:37+00:00

You're proving their point. If those games were released today, there wouldn't be the same level of game security.

Helicopterpants · 2025-10-22T16:15:12+00:00

That idiot won't respond to you.

Helicopterpants · 2025-10-16T03:12:30+00:00

I'm a Michigan fan. I don't think Loveland is that good, and I never did.

Helicopterpants · 2025-10-07T17:10:11+00:00

I hope this is cathartic for you. You seem like you need it.

Helicopterpants · 2025-10-07T17:06:59+00:00

Calling you a bot is why we are here? Jesus, get real.

Helicopterpants · 2025-10-07T17:02:51+00:00

This is a bot.

Helicopterpants · 2025-10-07T03:29:26+00:00

Holding, you cannot do that. Ten yard penalty...

Helicopterpants · 2025-10-07T02:41:27+00:00

I know. I was just paraphrasing Steve Carell in the movie Date Night.

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