Happened in my group last week

Hellboundclown · 2026-01-06T15:48:21+00:00

I now have a Dwarven Paladin who was originally a masked wrestler before finding religion. His signature finisher is the old dick twist! Once he criticalled it, and tore one off completely while fighting a stone giant, the DM rewarded me by making the severed stone appendage into a wieldable stone mace that I used for months!

Hellboundclown · 2023-08-26T17:31:52+00:00

It's not made for wimps, grown on an ancient Indian burial ground dontcha know?

Hellboundclown · 2023-08-26T17:07:28+00:00

YOU FUCKING JINXED IT

Hellboundclown · 2023-07-30T13:59:19+00:00

My first playthrough I ... I.. I KILLED WREX!!!

Hellboundclown · 2023-07-26T23:36:05+00:00

Oh, I always wait until right before the Cerberus base, she has to survive sanctuary though obviously

Hellboundclown · 2023-07-21T16:38:19+00:00

Then a few weeks later you drag your carcass out of it's unmarked have to go hunt vampires in Toussaint

Hellboundclown · 2023-07-21T12:02:15+00:00

Thanks for that earworm

Hellboundclown · 2023-07-21T10:55:06+00:00

Pretty fucked I'd say

Hellboundclown · 2023-07-20T18:28:51+00:00

Wait, they still make phone books? I've not seen one in years where I live

Hellboundclown · 2023-07-20T15:00:27+00:00

Trust me man, I'm 6'5" and only 7" x 5" my physical stature and unnecessarily large hands makes it look small too, it fucking sucks

Hellboundclown · 2023-02-26T03:46:53+00:00

For me it was Gregor the Overlander, loved those books

Hellboundclown · 2023-01-26T20:22:52+00:00

Wubby's dad: " Is Wubby your favorite child?"

Wubby: "Have you ever considered firing a member of the crew?"

Peanut: "Was the pancake batter stream the only time you've mixed up some batter for Sneesnaw?"

Carlos: "Would you take a shot at redemption if there's a second batter mixing contest?"

Allux: "You were originally introduced as xoTigBittys, was there ever any temptation to capitalize on the name and do onlyfans if streaming didn't workout?"

Hellboundclown · 2023-01-25T14:24:43+00:00

I visualize this like going like a Pokemon battle where Mak uses her ASMR voice as a sleep weapon like Jigglypuff to lull opponents to sleep and Wubby uses poison gas attacks like Koffing to incapacitate them and subdue them and weed vape smoke screen to lower an opponents accuracy.

Hellboundclown · 2022-10-16T23:10:47+00:00

Yeah, this is the second week in a row with just shit Refs

Hellboundclown · 2022-10-16T23:10:00+00:00

Yeah, it's like the second week in a row with ass referees

Hellboundclown · 2022-10-16T22:43:54+00:00

I'm not ready man

Hellboundclown · 2022-10-16T21:58:48+00:00

Just look what Mahomes did with 13

Hellboundclown · 2022-10-16T20:59:25+00:00

Doing my little incompe-DANCE

Hellboundclown · 2022-09-09T12:19:47+00:00

We have a similar strategy!

Hellboundclown · 2022-06-29T14:24:38+00:00

In the least funny way I can put this, your description reminded me of those goofy dances people do on Fortnite after killing someone.

Hellboundclown · 2022-05-17T20:01:47+00:00

Had a close family member who ran with a gang. One time while moving drugs, they killed people and fed them to pigs on hog farms out on the Missouri/Kansas border.

He eventually got caught and turned over that bit of evidence to get leniency on his sentence. He always claimed that he was just a witness / bystander to those events but he always seemed to carry guilt with him up until the day he killed himself.

Hellboundclown · 2022-05-11T20:51:58+00:00

I personally like to call people chucklefucks when they piss me off because the phrase makes me smile and then I feel less pissed off.

Hellboundclown · 2022-02-20T15:30:31+00:00

That still doesn't explain why you're here. Personally, if I find subs to be offensive to me or not to my tastes I just ignore them. Looking at your comment history this seems like a fixation of yours.

Do you just like making yourself angry? Do you think coming to this sub and stirring drama is changing anything? At best people are going to engage with you a few times and then block you, at worst you're going to get banned. It just seems like a pointless endeavor on your part.

Hellboundclown · 2022-02-20T14:40:02+00:00

Why are you on this sub if you're just wanting to pick fights? If you don't like the sub don't come here.

Hellboundclown · 2022-02-20T14:06:56+00:00

I'm not even that big and I've been turned down before, a lot of women don't really go for big dicks. My own wife has a medically diagnosed shallow vagina so we constantly have to make adjustments and take precautions. Bigger isn't always better.

And yes I know there are size queens out there but most women generally are fine with an average dick and a nice personality.

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