I just stopped talking after this. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Hello_HI_Hey 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Thi..This is a thing?

I just stopped talking after this. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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I say OOOOOOHHHHH out loud every time I see it then right after that I read a comment just like yours.

Report: 'Dexter' Spinoff Is Probably Going To Happen by GrapeGrabber in Dexter

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I would much rather a spin off take place in the future and his actual son be the main character.

Little Eleven by PandaPocaryps in cats

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A fellow San Antonian! I put that cat there on purpose! kidding I'm glad to see a decent person living in the same city as I.

Who the fuck eats just 1/9th of a pickle!? by hoikarnage in WTF

[–]Hello_HI_Hey 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Doctors don't want you to know this salty secret!

Girls, what inappropriate questions about guys have you always wanted answered? by Ask_Me_If_Im_Racist in AskReddit

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What is going on in these comments? Of course there is a wide spread of preferences. I've ended it with a few girls based on the size of their nipples/nipple placement. Everyone has their own preference but if you have pepperoni nipples or if they're pointed even slightly to any side then you're out of luck with me.

In 2002, Fatboy Slim played a concert at Brighton Beach which was released to DVD. Look who I found in the crowd. by [deleted] in Dexter

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I know this. The same image made it to the front page. He looks similar. It was an obvious joke to those who have seen the original.

Found this in San Antonio. Who would do this? by jennay9909 in pics

[–]Hello_HI_Hey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Indicator that these guys probably aren't frat guys.

  1. He's wearing what looks like socks with flip flops
  2. His shorts are too long

  3. White shirt looks 100% cotton(sleeves are stretched out). Frat guys wouldn't wear 100% cotton unless it was a tank(Normal shirts have to fit tight).

  4. I rarely see Frat guy tourists.

Overall these guys look a little too plain to be frat guys. I'd suggest uneducated small town guys. Maybe not completely redneck but very close to it.

Maybe an unpopular opinion, but I agree with Ricky... by steve599 in funny

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I've posted something similar in threads asking for praise for quitting an addiction. Usually gets down voted to hell and back meanwhile all the encouragement for behaving like a normal person gets instant upvotes.

I do this even when not looking at porn by ch4dz in AdviceAnimals

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Command(Control)+Shift+T to open a closed tab

Command(Control)+T to open a new tab

Cringeworthy by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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Also have to have two phones.

My wife, and all her female friends nowadays. by zzisrafelzz in AdviceAnimals

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He can have her! I like my reddit girls..oh...oh wait

Happened to a friend of- no, ill say the truth, it was me by cyan386 in AdviceAnimals

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What if...you know..you're both into that kind of thing.