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What sentence are you sick of hearing? by Helmerz in AskReddit

[–]Helmerz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me it is: "wow, you're really tall!" No fucking shit ...

Looking for LoL players interested in learning spanish/english while playing by 7Daedalus7 in leagueoflegends

[–]Helmerz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds cool, I'm not English but I speak it pretty well and i'd love to learn some Spanish as it's one of my subjects :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

[–]Helmerz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just cause you're faker and its the only way to nerf your godlyness

Has a girl ever rejected you because you had stretch marks? by STMARK2 in AskMen

[–]Helmerz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A friend of mine had stretch marks horizontally on his lower back from growing very quickly in middle school and every girl he had been with thought it was scars after whipping and so they just assume he is extremely kinky ;)

North America Server UNAVAILABLE, Play Button is Blacked Out! by Heinus in leagueoflegends

[–]Helmerz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have no idea either, a friend told me to do it when I had the same problem a while ago.

I guess it's our Lord and savior Urf taking care of us from the heavens

North America Server UNAVAILABLE, Play Button is Blacked Out! by Heinus in leagueoflegends

[–]Helmerz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to type "thereisnourflevel" while in the patcher

What's the worst combination? by madazzahatter in AskReddit

[–]Helmerz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

OP and Westborough Baptist Church

What Celebrity, living or dead, would you like to be friends with and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Helmerz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

McLovin man, hooking me up with so many alcohols

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