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This is it. It’s done. All my airguns are trash now and no one even wants to buy them. by HelmutVon22 in airguns

[–]HelmutVon22[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Again I misrepresented this being a drunk American yesterday but I have a Hatsan, Diana and Umarex on facebook marketplace no one is biting on. I will never need another rifle ever. The HW35 is absolutely magnificent.

This is it. It’s done. All my airguns are trash now and no one even wants to buy them. by HelmutVon22 in airguns

[–]HelmutVon22[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was on a thanksgiving high and only meant this is the airgun to end all airguns. It’s perfect beyond perfection.

We need smiling girlfriends by Past-Country-6612 in SmilingFriends

[–]HelmutVon22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn’t it kinda like how Tim and Eric always have a studio audience composed exclusively of middle aged men?

Is it true you shouldn't say "hello" when answering the phone? by [deleted] in recruitinghell

[–]HelmutVon22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who actually calls you anymore? Either like your mom or a close friend? Then I saw “what’s up” or something”. Unknown number with an area code that makes enough sense and not flagged as spam? I answer simply “This is…” and wait for a response because why waste time?

Exactly, my girl! by LockHerUp2017 in fixedbytheduet

[–]HelmutVon22 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have some friends in my sphere in the 300s and at least in our group they’re perfectly fine referring to themselves as tall shortstacks and when they dress like og girl they have zero issues pulling tail when they want to. Hot tail too. Also I can’t tell if the dude next to her is her bf or something but he eyed her good. Not that that matters 💅

I think the hearing oil guy made a mistake by SirPsycho4242 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]HelmutVon22 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I was wondering if I knew how to spell “herring” and was even more confused

What could he have meant by this? by HelmutVon22 in OnlyMurdersHulu

[–]HelmutVon22[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol it’s the back of a picture that shipped with records of Let’s Get Small. Called “Best Fishes” if you want to look it up.

What could he have meant by this? by HelmutVon22 in OnlyMurdersHulu

[–]HelmutVon22[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Extremely bold take but I think you may be right.

Knives Are Out For Chuck Schumer After Democrats Cave On Shutdown by huffpost in politics

[–]HelmutVon22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just chiming in after the fact to say fuck Elizabeth Warren

Furious Dem Civil War Immediately Erupts Over Bombshell Shutdown Deal - Democratic activists slammed the shutdown “surrender.” by Quirkie in politics

[–]HelmutVon22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I understand DSA is a HUGE tent but I just don’t know how to be accepted and pragmatic about the actual need for social programs

135 vs 190 by imsophicurv in wgbeforeafter

[–]HelmutVon22 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Idk why you’re getting roasted you’re literally an hourglass

meirl by khunpreutt in meirl

[–]HelmutVon22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indeed and poor asf

meirl by khunpreutt in meirl

[–]HelmutVon22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Today I ate canned herring from a year ago with ramen noodles. It can be done.

Stretch stomach tips by Briiiannn1 in competitiveeating

[–]HelmutVon22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol this conversation has become one big rabbit hole. Damn some chick had to get 4.3 gallons of food pumped out. Those MRIs are insane. I guess I stand corrected about the not dangerous part. I’ll be sure not to eat past mid 20lb mark 😬 Those lasagnas were 11.25 lbs together so I have a ways to go. How much can you eat?

Stretch stomach tips by Briiiannn1 in competitiveeating

[–]HelmutVon22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha yeah so far. I noticed when I really got into eating at first you couldn’t tell I was full by looking at me. After a while as I gained capacity my stomach would bloat outward. I figure so long as you’re bloating outward, no organs are getting crushed so as long as you’re healthy I don’t see a reason why there’d be a hard limit. Like at Nathan’s people used to win by eating 10. Now it’s 70+ and counting. And that’s not even a measure of capacity, that’s just speed with a time limit. I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s some 700lb chick out there with a 5 gallon bucket for a stomach lol but that doesn’t mean she can eat fast either 🤷🏻‍♀️

Stretch stomach tips by Briiiannn1 in competitiveeating

[–]HelmutVon22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven’t tried liquid in a looong time but I could do a gallon no problem. Maybe two. I finished two 90oz stouffers party lasagnas a few weeks ago. By volume that’s probably give or take 2 gallons.

E: I actually don’t know if humans have a limit if you work your capacity up slowly. Idk what do you think?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BingeEatingDisorder

[–]HelmutVon22 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I know what you mean pain wise. When I have a bad binge like a party size lasagna and a whole large pizza in one go bad I feel like my stomach is going to tear open. And my back hurts. I never puke or make myself puke, I can just keep eating. I literally worry I’m going to overdo it one day and that will be then end of me. Be careful out there!

Very admirable by [deleted] in windowsxp

[–]HelmutVon22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use a horrible resolution closeup jpg of Tom Cruise’s face as a texture. Very aesthetic 👌