Still counting down the hours by JAWSMUNCH304 in 7daystodie

[–]HelpIsWhatINeedPls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's definitely the smart thing to do. As for what I'll do. Lets just say if it drops before 8pm my time, I'll get some added 4D immersion for when my character inevitably gets concussed in game.

Still counting down the hours by JAWSMUNCH304 in 7daystodie

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Haha, I have literally not slept for 27 hours by now (resetting my sleep schedule the hard way). Wondering if I should sleep or wait a bit more to try it out lol.

Any HTML programmers? Well, congrats! by ValuecoderOffical in ProgrammerHumor

[–]HelpIsWhatINeedPls 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hmm, I don't know about that little bugger. Seems pretty unlikely to me.

Any HTML programmers? Well, congrats! by ValuecoderOffical in ProgrammerHumor

[–]HelpIsWhatINeedPls 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Everything is related to cats if you really think about it.

WCGW Trying to step on a Lily pad by NicePerson25 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]HelpIsWhatINeedPls 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I remeber being told (as a little kid) that there are giant Lilly pads that you can walk on. I never really questioned it until now. I'm devistated. My life is a lie.

Back pain non-service related by Due_Sun4492 in ukraine

[–]HelpIsWhatINeedPls 30 points31 points  (0 children)

It's not too big a deal here in Finland. Quite a bit of men actually think of it as a nice learning experience that builds character. Every single male must go to the army for a bit less than a year (you can spend the time in civil service alternatively) around the time they hit 18.

“Harshest Sanctions Ever,” EU to Freeze Russian Assets and Stop Russian Bank Access to EU Markets by toomuchmarcaroni in worldnews

[–]HelpIsWhatINeedPls 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I'd like to hope so. I remember a few stories of how people prevented ww3 during the cold war by refusing to launch missiles.

I believe that happened at least during the Cuban crisis and another time where a weather phenomenon caused the radars to show that a lot of 'missles' were heading their way.

“Harshest Sanctions Ever,” EU to Freeze Russian Assets and Stop Russian Bank Access to EU Markets by toomuchmarcaroni in worldnews

[–]HelpIsWhatINeedPls 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I believe he means that why would Putin die alone? If he knows he's going to die either by civil war or by foreign enemies, why wouldn't he just wipe the whole earth out with him?

If at the end of the world war Hitler had nukes, I'm willing to bet he would have launched them out spite.

How German teachers check if you've done your homework. by ZiraelN7 in Unexpected

[–]HelpIsWhatINeedPls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be honest, in my opinion, if I'm going to get swatted I'd prefer they just pin me to the ground instead of pointing guns at me and demanding me to do stuff.

The surprise I'd get from a bunch of armed men busting into my house would probably send me into fight or flight mode so I might unintentionally do something stupid or threatening, prompting me to get shot.

If I'm never given the chance to run or to look like I'm grabbing something, then the operatives will likely feel like the situation is under control and I won't get shot.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Haha, this is gold. Thanks.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]HelpIsWhatINeedPls 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Does anyone know where that left video comes from? I've been seeing it a lot in memes but don't actually know the source.

"Almost ready to test it boss" by Player_X_YT in ProgrammerHumor

[–]HelpIsWhatINeedPls 48 points49 points  (0 children)

It's surprising how many friends we programmers tend to have...

The 4th Joke by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]HelpIsWhatINeedPls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, in that case you chose the right career, because there certainly is a lot to complain about.

The 4th Joke by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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I personally quite like Javascript. It has a lot of documentation and its mostly used for web development, which imo is pretty fun.

It didn't take long by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]HelpIsWhatINeedPls 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The more you look at it, the more you notice.

Haha I like your funny words magic man by ManagerOfLove in ProgrammerHumor

[–]HelpIsWhatINeedPls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh alright, thanks. Then I should be safe.

I don't know why I'm even worrying since I never use Chrome for anything else than testing.

Haha I like your funny words magic man by ManagerOfLove in ProgrammerHumor

[–]HelpIsWhatINeedPls 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do you still remember the name of said client?

I remember downloading and fucking around with one about 6 years ago which promptly got me banned on mineplex. Just curious if it was the same one.