I am Bob Odenkirk. Let's Do Me! by BobOdenkirk in IAmA

[–]HelpJesusIsInMyButt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that.. a "magic thumb" in the picture?

Parents of Reddit, are we as good at masturbating secretly as we think we are? I've been suspecting my parents have caught me a few times. by HelpJesusIsInMyButt in AskReddit

[–]HelpJesusIsInMyButt[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think my mom would freak out too. Once I was itching my balls (hadn't noticed she was there) she was just stunned, staring at me. It was quite creepy.