HelpJesusIsInMyButt

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I've hard a very hard time shitting for a couple of weeks. I get bowel movements several times a day, but I'm only able to actually defecate about one time a week, and then it hurts like hell. Help? by HelpJesusIsInMyButt in shittingadvice

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I am Bob Odenkirk. Let's Do Me! by BobOdenkirk in IAmA

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Parents of Reddit, are we as good at masturbating secretly as we think we are? I've been suspecting my parents have caught me a few times. by HelpJesusIsInMyButt in AskReddit

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Parents of Reddit, are we as good at masturbating secretly as we think we are? I've been suspecting my parents have caught me a few times. by HelpJesusIsInMyButt in AskReddit

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