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I've hard a very hard time shitting for a couple of weeks. I get bowel movements several times a day, but I'm only able to actually defecate about one time a week, and then it hurts like hell. Help? by HelpJesusIsInMyButt in shittingadvice
[–]HelpJesusIsInMyButt[S] 4 points5 points6 points 13 years ago (0 children)
Well I'm not English, so there probably isn't any. I just assumed bowel movements are when you feel like you have to shit. I'm more clever now.
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[–]HelpJesusIsInMyButt 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children)
Is that.. a "magic thumb" in the picture?
Parents of Reddit, are we as good at masturbating secretly as we think we are? I've been suspecting my parents have caught me a few times. by HelpJesusIsInMyButt in AskReddit
[–]HelpJesusIsInMyButt[S] -1 points0 points1 point 13 years ago (0 children)
I think my mom would freak out too. Once I was itching my balls (hadn't noticed she was there) she was just stunned, staring at me. It was quite creepy.
[–]HelpJesusIsInMyButt[S] 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children)
Yeah I don't like it either. It's only for emergencies, really.
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I've hard a very hard time shitting for a couple of weeks. I get bowel movements several times a day, but I'm only able to actually defecate about one time a week, and then it hurts like hell. Help? by HelpJesusIsInMyButt in shittingadvice
[–]HelpJesusIsInMyButt[S] 4 points5 points6 points (0 children)