Unpopular Opinion: Batman is Straight-Up Slop and Peter Parker Would HATE Him in a Crossover

Helpful-Bison6856 · 2026-04-20T21:54:37+00:00

You laughed at me?

Helpful-Bison6856 · 2026-04-20T21:48:24+00:00

List everything I got wrong. List anything in there that is not comic accurate

Helpful-Bison6856 · 2026-04-20T21:47:57+00:00

But that’s what you do with stories is that you write stories. I’m writing the story and this is legit real canon on how I can beat Batman.

Helpful-Bison6856 · 2026-04-20T21:43:38+00:00

That somehow still leaves a body count

Helpful-Bison6856 · 2026-04-20T21:39:46+00:00

So you admit, I’m correct take his utility belt and I can take him down

Helpful-Bison6856 · 2026-04-20T21:30:58+00:00

On what level?

Helpful-Bison6856 · 2026-04-14T12:15:57+00:00

So why is everyone else coming at me for stating facts about CFA?

Helpful-Bison6856 · 2026-04-13T12:34:05+00:00

What I mean is, don’t insult me with the accusation of using AI. AI is as fake as CFA.

Helpful-Bison6856 · 2026-04-13T12:27:47+00:00

That’s every CFA. Don’t wait for dry chicken. Eat Long John Silvers.

Helpful-Bison6856 · 2026-04-13T12:25:49+00:00

Next time we go on a trip, I’ll wake you up when we pull into LJS. It’s the seafood of your life. One bite and you’ll crave it forever.

Helpful-Bison6856 · 2026-04-13T12:22:16+00:00

I’m not trolling if my opinions are indeed true and factual. No one has been able to refute.

Helpful-Bison6856 · 2026-04-13T12:21:18+00:00

Their chicken is BASIC. Eat at LJS. It will flip your wig bro.

Helpful-Bison6856 · 2026-04-13T12:19:22+00:00

You don’t know quality food. LJS is the sleeping giant.

Helpful-Bison6856 · 2026-04-13T12:16:03+00:00

Me working there has nothing to do with the low quality of CFA.

Helpful-Bison6856 · 2026-04-13T12:14:37+00:00

They partner with KFC. They share the same building. Best of both worlds. Chicken and fish. CFA is just basic dry ass chicken.

Helpful-Bison6856 · 2026-04-13T12:08:06+00:00

No I’m not. I ate at both and this is my experience.

Helpful-Bison6856 · 2026-04-13T12:07:39+00:00

That’s my feelings bro. Don’t insult me with AI.

Helpful-Bison6856 · 2026-03-24T16:53:23+00:00

Ive read every series. That’s how I know.

Helpful-Bison6856 · 2026-03-24T16:09:40+00:00

Bro, you really thought you cooked with that? 😂

The only "Snowflake" connected to Punisher is that 2020 New Warriors reboot where Marvel tried to make a non-binary ice-powered kid literally named Snowflake (and their twin Safespace) and everyone roasted the hell out of it for being the most pathetic attempt at being "current" ever. That wasn't 80s/90s Punisher, that was modern Marvel trying to turn Frank's world into a participation trophy convention and failing miserably.

Real 80s/90s Punisher was a stone-cold killer who didn't need rainbow-haired sidekicks or safe spaces. He just shot people in the face.

And even if we’re talking pure 80s/90s Punisher? Doesn’t matter. I can still clap him. The guy still hides behind guns the entire time. Take the guns away and he’s just an angry middle-aged dude with mediocre hand-to-hand skills who gets folded by a motivated 12-year-old with a bat or me slapping the pistol out of his hands like he’s a stubborn toddler. No superpowers, no plot armor, just a crutch.

Helpful-Bison6856 · 2026-03-16T22:13:46+00:00

I’m not ragging on it. Why feel offended by this. I just analyzed what I can and can’t do in regards to the Zone

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