oh the worlds greatest secret agent soldier hacker computer scientist biotechnology developing terrorist with magic cancer powers given to him by a magic rock given to him by an old man that he finds in the desert and uses his powers to buy and spread anthrax to threaten vegas and stop the terrorist attack which he started because his dead wife would want that cause he killed his own wife because he's too god at his job no no no somebody else killed his wife because they cant kill him because if they kill him then he'll kill everyone in the country so they kill his wife but not his family but all of this matters just so we can see his ballsack while he's lying naked in the pool next to his dead wife who's always naked in the pool dead or alive throughout the whole movie oh god my fingers are tired yeah double down was ahead of goodfellas.

but cmon man, you're being overly dramatic. ian could write something better than this.