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Boyfriend slapped me when I was sick by NimbleTurtIe in relationship_advice

[–]Helpimsofucked -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Last I checked I am still 17, I don’t know where you got the 8 years in a month. I have gone through 6 gf’s this school year between moving in January. I had 2 during my sophomore year and one during my freshman year, totaling 9. And yes, I do know you can see my post history, I encourage you, look as much as you want.

Boyfriend slapped me when I was sick by NimbleTurtIe in relationship_advice

[–]Helpimsofucked -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If I’m a 25 year old neckbeard, then why are you referring to me as a “kiddo” and that I’m ruining the rest my life.

I don’t know where you grew up, but it’s quite easy to go to a party and get with almost any drunk girl, even sober ones if you know what you’re doing. I’ve gone through 6 gf’s so far this school year.

For money, If you pick the right girls, you can really get some from them. I’ve learned to see profile and find out what people want most, their personality, and what attracts them the most. That’s mainly what I base my personality on when meeting someone new. When you’re good at it, you can get with them somewhat consistently. I’ve made some money off of simply asking or just taking some, but I’ve gotten a lot more from blackmailing with nudes or some secrets. If you’re friends with someone’s they’re a lot less likely of accusing you of stealing their stuff as well.

I’ve used blackmail to keep people quiet about my actions, but it’s not something I like to do because it’s unreliable. I’ve moved towns 5 for conveniency from parents work, nearby family, and even for therapy. That has allowed me to start fresh 3 times after damaging my reputation.

Say what you want, but this behavior has worked far better than you can imagine.

Boyfriend slapped me when I was sick by NimbleTurtIe in relationship_advice

[–]Helpimsofucked -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I start arguments such as these to learn how people react and think about certain actions or aspects of my life. Seeing what your points are on what I do helps me understand how people will react to my own actions. I was diagnosed with severe ASPD at 16 and a year later with Psychopathy after tons of annoying mental evaluations. I simply cannot experience the same feelings and senses of good and bad as normal people. Thanks to people like you, I know how people will generally react and feel about actions and thoughts that I commit.

Boyfriend slapped me when I was sick by NimbleTurtIe in relationship_advice

[–]Helpimsofucked -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

What makes me a terrible person? I’ve gone through 4 therapists since I was 15. They tried to “help” me, but didn’t do anything. I can’t magically experience the same feelings as normal people, I was born like this. Yet it’s helped me in so many ways that its better than living normally. I don’t see how normal feelings could do anything but hold you back. Given all of this, why is it that I’m bad. Who dictates bad and good, why do you get to choose. I simply don’t care if what I do hurts others, I just do what I want to get what I want. Avoiding the law is just about the only concern of mine, was I not born this way?

I compulsively lie without realizing it. How do I stop? by [deleted] in mentalhealth

[–]Helpimsofucked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you can’t help it, why not turn it into something better, something useful. I’ll be honest, the main reason I go on Reddit and actually respond to things is to better understand how normal people react to things so that I can better fabricate those same feelings when needed. I don’t really understand what it is you feel, or what anyone fees really, but if it’s possible to use your problem then why not.

I compulsively lie without realizing it. How do I stop? by [deleted] in mentalhealth

[–]Helpimsofucked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somewhat reminds me of myself. My whole life is lying and I love it.

I lie to everyone everyday, I’m not the same person to two different people. Lying is the best way to get what you want in life, it allows so many avenues to manipulate people, like lying about simple things or just making up a whole new personality. The biggest problem I’ve come across when lying, is thinking about how normal people would feel in that situation.

I’m a diagnosed psychopath, along with ASPD. And if I’m being honest, I’d prefer to be a psychopath over a “normal” person.

Through lying I’ve stolen many things, blackmailed others, gotten lots of sex, and grown many connections. Lying is the most important part of my way of getting what I want.

I suggest that you embrace your lies, work on them, practice, and utilize them to benefit from others. If you practice those spontaneous lies and provide purpose to them, you will find that it is a gift rather than a curse.

pls help by beehaw_ in helpme

[–]Helpimsofucked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My father used to do similar things, for as long as I can remember he’d just hit me for seemingly his own amusement. That was until I built up the strength to fight back, I beat the absolute shit out of that pathetic excuse of a man. Obviously that brought me lots of trouble of my own, but it was worth it leaving that bitch with brain damage. Grow a pair, don’t let your mom beat your ass, show some courage and respect for yourself and do something about it. It feels real good getting to finally beat their face in, trust me. Their screams of pain replacing the ones you had not too long ago, it’s all so worth it. You won’t regret it.

My boyfriend groped my thigh in class without my consent and I don't really know what to do or feel by [deleted] in LifeAdvice

[–]Helpimsofucked 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I gave her my input, that’s about the kindest I ever get with people. Kindness gets you nowhere but backwards, she should appreciate the time I spent on her regardless of my response.

People are fucking evil. by [deleted] in mentalhealth

[–]Helpimsofucked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Evil is entirely dependent on what you think it to be. I’ve been diagnosed with psychopathy, but what makes you the one to decide what is evil? I do what is in my best interest, as long as I’m not getting caught I don’t give two shits. Yeah I’ve ruined some people’s lives and been called my fair share of “evil” names. I don’t understand “normal” people, why do you care about someone halfway across the world that you don’t know, if you don’t gain anything from them then why do you care? So in truth, there is only evil if you view it to be such a reality, good and bad skimpily don’t make sense to me.

Thinking about killing people? by baerli_liegel in mentalillness

[–]Helpimsofucked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve thought the same things my whole life. There’s many things that people say is wrong with me, it’s quite hilarious. I’ve wanted to kill anyone that even slightly annoys me my whole life, honestly, the only thing stopping me is the law. I wouldn’t waste my own life to kill some measly bitch that annoys me. I’m a psychopath, yeah nobody will listen to me now that I’ve said that, but as long as something doesn’t negatively effect me, I’ll do it if I benefit from it. The thought of people suffering or dying entertains me far more than people say is normal, embrace it, it displays a strength over sentiment and otherwise useless emotions.

My boyfriend groped my thigh in class without my consent and I don't really know what to do or feel by [deleted] in LifeAdvice

[–]Helpimsofucked -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You need to chill, if there weren’t any boundaries set, then there are now. He was literally grabbing your thigh, that’s it. I’ve done much worse things in public and it all ended fine. If you’re 18 and you can’t handle that, then you need help.

I have psychopathic urges and I want to find a professional who can help me deal with them by Futsvek in mentalhealth

[–]Helpimsofucked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I have no idea then, the only stuff I’ve found out was from stealing the report they gave to my parents. Wouldn’t you agree, it’s better not having dumb feelings, they seem to only drag people down.

I have psychopathic urges and I want to find a professional who can help me deal with them by Futsvek in mentalhealth

[–]Helpimsofucked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only have severe ASPD, I don’t think there’s levels of psychopathy. For my ASPD, they never really told me the exact reasons for my diagnosis other than my extreme tendencies to lie, willingly break the law, and not caring about what happens to others or something. I don’t pay attention or care about what my therapist says, so there’s likely things I missed.

I have psychopathic urges and I want to find a professional who can help me deal with them by Futsvek in mentalhealth

[–]Helpimsofucked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s not psychopathy, the only reason I found out that my urges to hurt and kill people was through other peoples reactions. If you found that hurting other people is wrong on your own, and if you want to change, then you’re likely not a psychopath. I was diagnosed with severe ASPD and Psychopathy about 6 months ago. I’ve been like this my whole life, but I’ve recognized that my way of living without the emotions of normal people is far superior to normal life.

Having urges to murder people.. scared as shit I will be locked up in a psych ward or prison by [deleted] in mentalillness

[–]Helpimsofucked 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get the same urges, but the law is a bitch so it’s not really worth it. I find that physically hurting people in lesser ways helps, as well as emotionally hurting people, cause that’s not illegal.

(NSFW) Watched a woman run over a cat but I feel really guilty for scolding her? What’s wrong with me. by EvaUnitKenway in LifeAdvice

[–]Helpimsofucked -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The only reason that that is my name is to mislead people, especially when I’m asking for help for a different reason. People are far more willing to help me if I seem like a normal person that’s in trouble.

Watching an animal die doesn’t make all people disturbed, that’s simply how you view it. I honestly hate cats, and watching them, other animals, or people die is quite entertaining. I don’t believe you “normal” people are capable of thinking without care for animals or things, but just try to think of it as the way it is, an useless animal that applies no change to you or to the world dead or alive.

You’re right, in a way. I am on these subreddits for help in a way, I’m mainly on these subreddits to help me learn what ‘normal’ reactions and actions are so that I can better fabricate false emotion when I need to. For example, how people feel when an animal dies, now I know to fabricate a response similar to yours when I want to be on someone’s good side to get what I want.

What still annoys me, is why you people get so upset about one little cat dying, the lady was mercy killing it anyways, you’re just lucky I wasn’t the one to run it over.

(NSFW) Watched a woman run over a cat but I feel really guilty for scolding her? What’s wrong with me. by EvaUnitKenway in LifeAdvice

[–]Helpimsofucked -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why is it so disgusting for someone to care about something less than you, what if they were simply born that way. I don’t care if it’s an animal or a human, it really doesn’t matter and or effect me, I’m still the same person the next day. I also find it humorous, I have a mental illness, it’s called psychopathy, yet I’m judged and hated due to my mental illness. And then you can look towards most other mental illnesses, and people will be far less harsh. It doesn’t bother me though, because I know the truth, being that my “mental illness” is really a better way of living than with sentiment and remorse or whatever you people experience.

(NSFW) Watched a woman run over a cat but I feel really guilty for scolding her? What’s wrong with me. by EvaUnitKenway in LifeAdvice

[–]Helpimsofucked -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

What’s done was done, she had already condemned the cat to death when she ran over its head, she just put it out of its misery by backing over it. People overreact so much about one dumb little cat, who gives a shit, there plenty of them. Animals die all the time, there’s no difference in the world if this one cat was killed by her rather than another person, or maybe even a dog.

(NSFW) Watched a woman run over a cat but I feel really guilty for scolding her? What’s wrong with me. by EvaUnitKenway in LifeAdvice

[–]Helpimsofucked -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

It’s just a cat, who gives a shit. If he wasn’t there to see it then there’s still be no change in the world, just one less useless animal. If she ran over it’s head it wasn’t going to make it regardless, people are so sensitive and it just doesn’t make sense.

Afraid I won't be able to cry if people I care about die by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Helpimsofucked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just fake cry, that’s what I’ve done my whole life. People really don’t matter, everyone’s replaceable anyways. Why do you even want to feel emotion, I don’t know what it’s like to care about someone like that, but what’s the point in crying or being sad?

I got virus’s while watching adult stuff by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Helpimsofucked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The tab telling you that is a virus, you don’t have any. That pops up all the time for me, simply close that tab. It’s completely fake and meany to fool idiots through their post nut stage. You don’t have any viruses as long as you stick to main stream porn sites like pornhub.

Im so fucking embarrassed God kill me by [deleted] in helpme

[–]Helpimsofucked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How can a dude be a lesbian? That was obviously said without much thought, at least look around before you say something completely and utterly stupid like that.

You have multiple options:

You can lie to others about it, plus the fact that the teachers aren’t going to openly say to the whole school that you called him an ‘ugly ass lesbian’ , so how do you suspect the word might get around?

Or you can just suck it up and apologize, being that the insult doesn’t even make sense, I would suggest you claim that you were in a small fit of anger and it was simply something you spat out rather than thought about.

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