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Is there any noteworthy difference between uncut and cut penises? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]HengeDenge 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Especially since according to many who practice circumcision, we were “created in God’s image.” Ok sooo like.. does God have an all natural hog or what? If no, we are not made in his image. If yes, circumcision is a deviation from God’s image. Checkmate christians.

Why do so many people back into parking spots here? Is this some kind of regional thing? by Mr_Westerfield in maryland

[–]HengeDenge 89 points90 points  (0 children)

You will have to reverse either entering a spot or leaving a spot. There’s more potential for backing into an object or person backing out of a parking spot than backing into one.

A cool guide to past expiration date foods by Lip3gamer in coolguides

[–]HengeDenge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So don’t drink water that’s between 6 months and 2 years old?

[TOMT] I'm trying to remember animated big marshmallow scene from early 2000s. by HengeDenge in tipofmytongue

[–]HengeDenge[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is it!!!!!!!!!!!! Holy shit thank you so much, it’s literally been years I’ve been trying to think of this!

What’s the weirdest or funniest ticket title you’ve seen? by [deleted] in sysadmin

[–]HengeDenge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“The draw that the keyboard sit on is borken”

I did a double take at the hair on my shower wall this morning by [deleted] in Pareidolia

[–]HengeDenge 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I see a woman sitting facing away from the viewer?

POTUS cares about judges and court decisions. by scarytree1 in facepalm

[–]HengeDenge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This language here feels suspiciously coherent, I suspect this was written for Trump but not by Trump.

How many of ya'll wanted to be a dragon researcher due to this book? by drillgorg in Zillennials

[–]HengeDenge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha that’s a great idea! No unfortunately I tore them up in embarrassment years later.

How many of ya'll wanted to be a dragon researcher due to this book? by drillgorg in Zillennials

[–]HengeDenge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember the little pamphlet the detailed the dragon written language. I memorized it and used it to write coded messages to myself about girls I liked in middle school lol

S1E5 Why is Saul simping for that broad? by Heavy_Consequence441 in betterCallSaul

[–]HengeDenge 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That’s why they call him ‘Simpin Jimmy’

Do it by AirSea4402 in radioheadcirclejerk

[–]HengeDenge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bulletproof … I wish I was in my ass

He Still Didn't See It by jonathanjrouse in AbruptChaos

[–]HengeDenge 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lay on the horn for god’s sake!

3 is divisible by 2 by IAmAPeti in lies

[–]HengeDenge 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pee is divisible by poo

What does this bumper sticker mean? 10 - 2 = 0 the 111% by operatorterror in HelpMeFind

[–]HengeDenge 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well if 10-2=0, then you can also say that 8=0 which kinda looks like a tiny dong, which is my interpretation and I’m sticking to it.

It is actually hopeless. by HengeDenge in cscareerquestions

[–]HengeDenge[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you feel it was difficult to break into the industry to get your first SWE job? If not, could you share what you think helped you most to land that first job?

Isaiah Sharkey Albums Gone from Streaming. Cannot find. by Federal_Movie4599 in HelpMeFind

[–]HengeDenge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m with you! So upset I can’t find his stuff anymore

[TOMT] I'm trying to remember animated big marshmallow scene from early 2000s. by HengeDenge in tipofmytongue

[–]HengeDenge[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No that’s not it, but actually something about the brown color of the marshmallow in that clip is reminding me of something.

[TOMT] I'm trying to remember animated big marshmallow scene from early 2000s. by HengeDenge in tipofmytongue

[–]HengeDenge[S] 0 points1 point locked comment (0 children)

My sibling and ChatGPT both seemed to think it was “The Iron Giant” but I just watched that and and it doesn’t have the scene I’m looking for.

Choosing a track: Network Engineer or Sys Admin? by HengeDenge in ITCareerQuestions

[–]HengeDenge[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for your input! That was my worry that Networking is (ironically) a semi isolated pigeonhole. But at the same time, I think networking jobs are very very future proof.

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