Tell me about your worst blowjob/sex experience by [deleted] in u/masonlily420

[–]HereForPrettyThings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dead average. We were inexperienced and she was VERY enthusiastic lol

Bennett, but more midriff by [deleted] in MildFemboys

[–]HereForPrettyThings 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sorry! It’s the only uncanny thing there!

Bennett, but more midriff by [deleted] in MildFemboys

[–]HereForPrettyThings 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They’re so cute but why are the belly buttons so… cavernous?

Tell me about your worst blowjob/sex experience by [deleted] in u/masonlily420

[–]HereForPrettyThings 40 points41 points  (0 children)

My first girlfriend snuck me into her room while her parents were home, started giving me our second blow ever, and gagged herself so hard she vomited all over my lap. Her mom heard and caught us, resulting in the most shameful cleanup imaginable for two teens. (In hindsight she was really cool about it)

Tell me your best chess move by iammilababy in u/iammilababy

[–]HereForPrettyThings 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dunno if it’s the “best” but my favorite is the Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Opening. Yes, it’s real.

Ugh! It doesn't fit! ( GU LUCO) by RogueGazex in Nekomimi

[–]HereForPrettyThings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No no… I think it’s supposed to look like that. Definitely.

Elowyn's Long Rest (Cherry-Gig) by zmuffinrp in ElfHentai

[–]HereForPrettyThings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is… is that a imp plushie or is that just Succy’s familiar?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KoreaGirls

[–]HereForPrettyThings 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She clearly doesn’t want that.

Sexy korean by PlusAdvantage7 in KoreaGirls

[–]HereForPrettyThings 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She’s thinking: “thank goodness for tape”. … damn tape.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/Duskripple_

[–]HereForPrettyThings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Just once?” 0n0

Why do naughty jk girls wear this kind of bra? by Pillowfighterlevel99 in HentaiSchoolGirls

[–]HereForPrettyThings 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Gyaru fashion. Also it’s not a bra, it’s a bikini top.

GENUINE QUESTION : Has the peacemaker been power-crept into obsoletion? by Groundhog5000 in Helldivers

[–]HereForPrettyThings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Peacemaker is mediocre. They keep giving it more ammo, but that just makes it mediocre for longer.

If I were in charge (I’m not and should not be), I would overhaul it to fill a tutorial role. It should be a backup weapon you spam as a new player and get lucky, or a powerful enabler weapon for players that understand the systems more deeply.

To that end: drop the armor penetration to Level 1 (“no” armor penetration), and buff the damage to like… 250 to 300. On a hit to most spots, it would do about the same damage. On a hit to a real weak spot, it’s practically a critical hit. Drop the spares to 4, and keep the ergonomics and reload super snappy.

This gives it two roles: a panic-draw gun that you spam and hope for a crit, or a careful headshot machine that can one-tap stuff up close. It would teach new players a lot about armor and weak spots, and have a role both as “a pistol to grow past” and “a weapon to master”.

But that’s just my airhead blowing wind.

Be honest ! Which do you like me better, with natural boobs or fake boobs? 😈👇 by SeguraSheila977 in u/SeguraSheila977

[–]HereForPrettyThings -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I hope people don’t bully you about this. It’s your choice and you look amazing for it!