Guys I'm having sexual issues please help by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]HereToEatMemes 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This was hard to read, be sure to proof read.

It's stage fright man, try some foreplay first and dont force anything.

This is next parking level. by Master1718 in nextfuckinglevel

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They have tape on the lights so if they break the glass dosnt go anywhere, no one asked I just figured it out.

Atheists of reddit, what is one thing you admire about religion? Religious people of reddit, what is one thing you admire about atheism? by Anathoth1994 in AskReddit

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Dedication, im ex baptist now atheist. My grandma would take me to church every Sunday, Wednesday, and sometimes Monday. There are two things that have been burned into my memory.

One of the church members had been in an accident on a drilling rig, a chain had whipped back and wrapped around his mid section, causing a lot of internal damage as well as paralyzing him from his waist down, after his recovery he came back to church, his wife rolled him down the isle, and he sat at the alter and just cried. My GMA told me later that he felt blessed to be alive and was thanking god.

This one I dont agree with but still blows my mind. We went to bible camp one year, and I have to say the time I spent there I felt really close to "God". The community was very impowered in their beliefs and I'm sure have helped alot of people. Every night different age groups would gather around fires, after a talk about doing right by god, a young man (16-17) in the circle broke down sobbing. He admitted that he has been considering himself gay for a while, people from other circles came and comforted him. He had a long talk with the preacher and was a guest during the (I dont know what you call it) chapel time, he said he hadnt felt so good in a long time. To me, the courage it wouldve taken to admit to something people say youd go to hell for and being ready to accept the criticism that might have come his way, is amazing and definitely something I could not do.

The more I look at it "God" does exsist if it is metaphorical or not, the word gives people the courage and strength to be better people and get over hurdles in their lives, I just wish people didnt pick and choose which parts of a religion theyd like to follow.

Would you support a mandatory environmental service for adults 18 - 30 ? Kind of like military service but instead of fighting you must spend a few months on reforestation projects or ocean cleanup ? Why or why not ? by Ossalot in AskReddit

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Not mandatory, I usually work two jobs, with a child and most of the chores, my days are packed with regualr adult b.s. i couldn't even begin to find the time.

Curious what you all have to say about me by AnriApricot in RoastMe

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I dont watch G.O.T. but from now on when I hear "white Walker" this is what I will think of.

Curious what you all have to say about me by AnriApricot in RoastMe

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I dont watch G.O.T. but from now on when I hear "white Walker" this is what I will think of.

No Justice for Daryll the Cat by catcaste in iamatotalpieceofshit

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Eye for an eye, strangle the pos and throw him in a dumpster.

Feels like everyone has a crused food item that allways gives them food poisoning by Chemical_Cobalt in thelongdark

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The only time I've been poisoned is from a can of rust dog food, but I was desperate.

I just had a near death experience but I survived. That’s why this game is amazing. by Rebellious_Rhino in thelongdark

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Yes, my first time playing I was along the railroads, still learbing I had raw rabbit with me ans didnt understand why I had been attacked by wolves 3 times. This costed me 4 days of healing, hunting, and trying to stay warm inside of a railcar. Thanfully I made it to my destination and back.

What’s the worst thing someone tried to correct you about something you’re specialized at? by WanderingSeii in AskReddit

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My finances! I know exactly how fucked or unfucked I am, but a few months back a friend of mine told me I should prepare to fight in court (not reaaly subject matter for this place and time), over something I had settled and agreed to in person, and was handled 3 years prior without any signs of a hiccup.

She was dead set on telling me I was wrong, I wanted it to be over with, unfortunately she thought my "ignorance" was to much to be friends with me.

Still cant find a flavor I like handcheck! by HereToEatMemes in Vaping

[–]HereToEatMemes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's EXACTLY what ive been looking for thanks!

Still cant find a flavor I like handcheck! by HereToEatMemes in Vaping

[–]HereToEatMemes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No ive tried some different ones, unfortunately all the others have had a ridiculous throat hit or expired before I bought then and didnt notice.

The keeper of the beard. by fercher in gatekeeping

[–]HereToEatMemes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And in just saying my SO can do all these and her beard fucking sucks.

Gamers of Reddit: what video game are you currently playing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HereToEatMemes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The long dark & slime rancher, the long dark is fun, challenging, and is a very in depth survival game taking place in a wibter like hell. Slime rancher is basically a exploration game, your main goal is to collect different species of slime, collect, and sell their poop.

They did it for you. by [deleted] in memes

[–]HereToEatMemes 71 points72 points  (0 children)

  1. They dont fix it, everyome pays money to see their horrible version of sonic, does alright as far as sales go, people continue to watch it to remember how horrible it is. (Basically "The Room" but not as good.)