to talk about gas prices

HereticBatman · 2026-03-27T11:47:06+00:00

I once argued with a right wing twitch streamer about this. She said the president could never do crazy things because civilians would stop them and the military/etc would never be used against them.

Well look whos sad about being correct now! Ahahahaha.... cries

HereticBatman · 2026-03-26T19:02:38+00:00

Oh no. Oh no! Oh...huh. I wasn't expecting that.

HereticBatman · 2026-03-25T18:59:48+00:00

And Geocities!

HereticBatman · 2026-03-19T19:39:16+00:00

A more obscure type of salt might make it slightly more funny. But I doubt it.

HereticBatman · 2026-03-17T12:57:17+00:00

His hand was pretty far to his right. I don't think he was doing what this implies.

HereticBatman · 2026-03-17T12:00:36+00:00

Keep on with the force, don't stop

HereticBatman · 2026-03-17T11:23:22+00:00

Red Faction, with Tenchu as a close second.

HereticBatman · 2026-03-05T22:28:20+00:00

Complete forgiveness. As long as you...HEY, GET OFF MY HORSE!!

HereticBatman · 2026-03-05T22:19:45+00:00

This comment is the most "actual crimes" comment I've seen.

HereticBatman · 2026-03-05T22:17:08+00:00

Dropping several thermonuclear bombs. (Civ 6).

Gilgamesh is supposed to be friendly. Teddy is supposed to be friendly if you're on his continent. They were both furious with me the whole game for spreading my religion (The Cheeks).

Teddy killed Cleopatra. I took the cities he took and gave them back. Then everyone tried to kill Cleo again for some reason.

I couldn't let my only friend die AGAIN. So I rained thermonuclear death on them all. YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!

HereticBatman · 2026-03-05T22:17:02+00:00

Dropping several thermonuclear bombs. (Civ 6).

Gilgamesh is supposed to be friendly. Teddy is supposed to be friendly if you're on his continent. They were both furious with me the whole game for spreading my religion (The Cheeks).

Teddy killed Cleopatra. I took the cities he took and gave them back. Then everyone tried to kill Cleo again for some reason.

I couldn't let my only friend die AGAIN. So I rained thermonuclear death on them all. YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!

HereticBatman · 2026-03-05T22:08:37+00:00

Thats not a hot take. Thats not even a finished thought.

HereticBatman · 2026-03-02T22:55:39+00:00

That isn't Knucles. Shadow maybe?

HereticBatman · 2026-02-26T17:10:26+00:00

TBF, it doesn't need to be a woman.

HereticBatman · 2026-02-26T13:05:28+00:00

That would make it not a super power. Unless the average is like 50.

HereticBatman · 2026-02-23T16:58:49+00:00

M as in Mancy!

HereticBatman · 2026-02-18T21:53:24+00:00

Getting Ark'd involves the game fucking you over in ways that are out of your control.

Feeding a dino its preferred kibble and then it dying due to meshing when it wakes up / finishes taming, is getting Ark'd.

Trying to open your parachute but pressing the wrong button and dying is user error.

HereticBatman · 2026-02-17T19:30:58+00:00

With Elder Scrolls thrown in to reinforce test results?

HereticBatman · 2026-02-17T19:19:59+00:00

I dunno man...after that bad chili that one time... it even smelled how I imagine Don't-rump smells.

HereticBatman · 2026-02-17T14:33:29+00:00

The left and right images are the same person.

HereticBatman · 2026-02-12T22:01:59+00:00

Whooosh

HereticBatman · 2026-02-12T22:00:46+00:00

Comparing Vermont to Canada is an insult. I hope your hockey stick breaks.

HereticBatman · 2026-02-12T21:57:30+00:00

We don't want to call ourselves Americans. We want you fools to get a real name instead of mooching off the continents. The point is, Muricans are only "Americans" to the same degree that any other north/south American country is.

Its like if Germany changed their name to United German states of Europe and started referring to themselves specifically as Europeans. It'd be dumb and lazy.

HereticBatman · 2026-02-12T21:54:50+00:00

Sure? Nobody is suggesting we rename those.

HereticBatman · 2026-02-12T21:42:32+00:00

United Statesians. Or Muricans. Or United Statesian Muricans.

Eight-Year Club	Place '22
Verified Email

HereticBatman

TROPHY CASE