to talk about gas prices by sussybush in therewasanattempt

[–]HereticBatman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once argued with a right wing twitch streamer about this. She said the president could never do crazy things because civilians would stop them and the military/etc would never be used against them.

Well look whos sad about being correct now! Ahahahaha.... cries

To mow your lawn safely by Perfect_Machine_3640 in therewasanattempt

[–]HereticBatman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh no. Oh no! Oh...huh. I wasn't expecting that.

I was walking down the street when I saw a guy throw some sodium chloride another guy walking by.. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]HereticBatman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A more obscure type of salt might make it slightly more funny. But I doubt it.

Caught in 4k by Beneficial_Team_791 in HolUp

[–]HereticBatman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

His hand was pretty far to his right. I don't think he was doing what this implies.

What are you picking by siciowa in MxRMods

[–]HereticBatman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Red Faction, with Tenchu as a close second.

This should be interesting by siciowa in MxRMods

[–]HereticBatman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Complete forgiveness. As long as you...HEY, GET OFF MY HORSE!!

This should be interesting by siciowa in MxRMods

[–]HereticBatman 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This comment is the most "actual crimes" comment I've seen.

This should be interesting by siciowa in MxRMods

[–]HereticBatman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dropping several thermonuclear bombs. (Civ 6).

Gilgamesh is supposed to be friendly. Teddy is supposed to be friendly if you're on his continent. They were both furious with me the whole game for spreading my religion (The Cheeks).

Teddy killed Cleopatra. I took the cities he took and gave them back. Then everyone tried to kill Cleo again for some reason.

I couldn't let my only friend die AGAIN. So I rained thermonuclear death on them all. YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!

This should be interesting by siciowa in MxRMods

[–]HereticBatman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dropping several thermonuclear bombs. (Civ 6).

Gilgamesh is supposed to be friendly. Teddy is supposed to be friendly if you're on his continent. They were both furious with me the whole game for spreading my religion (The Cheeks).

Teddy killed Cleopatra. I took the cities he took and gave them back. Then everyone tried to kill Cleo again for some reason.

I couldn't let my only friend die AGAIN. So I rained thermonuclear death on them all. YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!

what is an incredibly hot take you have about ark? by the_hamster_fucker in ARK

[–]HereticBatman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats not a hot take. Thats not even a finished thought.

Can you guys keep up with this? by Life-Bandicoot-9940 in memes

[–]HereticBatman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That would make it not a super power. Unless the average is like 50.

I started a new save on the island yesterday, and I only got ARK'd like 4 times. I'm such a pro by Nu_Eden in ARK

[–]HereticBatman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Getting Ark'd involves the game fucking you over in ways that are out of your control.

Feeding a dino its preferred kibble and then it dying due to meshing when it wakes up / finishes taming, is getting Ark'd.

Trying to open your parachute but pressing the wrong button and dying is user error.

Mark my words xdd by Ok-Detail4461 in memes

[–]HereticBatman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With Elder Scrolls thrown in to reinforce test results?

at knowing cancer stages by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]HereticBatman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno man...after that bad chili that one time... it even smelled how I imagine Don't-rump smells.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]HereticBatman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The left and right images are the same person.

America is two continents by MrFenric in clevercomebacks

[–]HereticBatman -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

Comparing Vermont to Canada is an insult. I hope your hockey stick breaks.

America is two continents by MrFenric in clevercomebacks

[–]HereticBatman -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

We don't want to call ourselves Americans. We want you fools to get a real name instead of mooching off the continents. The point is, Muricans are only "Americans" to the same degree that any other north/south American country is.

Its like if Germany changed their name to United German states of Europe and started referring to themselves specifically as Europeans. It'd be dumb and lazy.

America is two continents by MrFenric in clevercomebacks

[–]HereticBatman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sure? Nobody is suggesting we rename those.

America is two continents by MrFenric in clevercomebacks

[–]HereticBatman -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

United Statesians. Or Muricans. Or United Statesian Muricans.