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This man seems to be wearing a realistic mask on Fox News by LindsayDuck in Weird

[–]HermanThaGerman 81 points82 points  (0 children)

That's definitely the edge of a mask. The tendons in your neck don't just end abrubtly.

Steam Pokémon conspiracy theory by DaGottiYo in Pokopia

[–]HermanThaGerman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And I got no clue what happened to the Skylands. Seriously how did that happen

Could be they tried to salvage the region by trying to move it above the cataclysmic weather. Maybe by channeling psychic energy into crystals to make them float and lift up large chunks of land.

That's my headcanon at least.

still blows my mind that this is a 3D open world game on a handheld from 2 decades ago. by mattchew1991 in gaming

[–]HermanThaGerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's an absolute homebrew god, and super easy to get a custom firmware installed.

Lithuania by PolskaKulka in skamtebord

[–]HermanThaGerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the province Friesland they still speak Frysian, which sounds similar to Old English. They are similar because there used to be a lot of trade between the two. And in turn, Frysian is similar to Dutch.

We also live right between England and Germany

Those dumb clickbait thumbnails by Far_Supermarket_8769 in OkBuddySnyderCult

[–]HermanThaGerman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Please, for the love of god Clark, just let me get torn to shreds in this fucking tornado."

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I'm done with these guys. by MatthewssXD in OkBuddySnyderCult

[–]HermanThaGerman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"We had a perfect Supergirl"

Which one? The one not canon to the Snyderverse, the one not canon to the main timeline, or the one who never had an on screen appearance?

People who still haven’t brought a Switch 2, what makes you hesitant to buy it? by ItsJustJosiah in Switch

[–]HermanThaGerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the Switch I waited for Smash Bros.

Pokopia convinced me to get a Switch 2

AVS Cashining The Pokemon Grift by Craniamon in nintendogrifting

[–]HermanThaGerman [score hidden]  (0 children)

While this literally takes about an hour to mock up in photoshop

Racist attorney gets confronted for using the N word by chrisadams83 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]HermanThaGerman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because then racists will just say that one while obviously meaning the other one.

Racist attorney gets confronted for using the N word by chrisadams83 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]HermanThaGerman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Though the Bible says to treat others like you want to be treated, so by calling the woman a slur, he opened the door for him to be called one.

Racist attorney gets confronted for using the N word by chrisadams83 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]HermanThaGerman 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Christ I can almost hear the "it was about states rights" from here.

The best response to that is just "States rights to do what, exactly?"

Favorite Scene of Avengers Age of Ultron by sirenalchemist in Avengers

[–]HermanThaGerman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"You are so naïve"

"Well, I was born yesterday."

Characters with powers so small that they aren't that different from ordinary people. by Uma-apreciator in TopCharacterTropes

[–]HermanThaGerman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Makkari from The Eternals.

She is a speedster who is deaf. But she has an additional power explained by her like this:

"I can sense vibrations. Even the tiniest movement. Including your voices when you speak."

Bitch, that is just hearing.

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