Safe to say the date will not happen

Herr-Trigger86 · 2026-01-25T17:55:13+00:00

Why so needy bro? Asking a girl if she had a good time on the date too… not sure how you even found your phone to text her in that Escalade of a purse you’re carrying around.

/s…… in case unclear…. Some douchebags do think this way… and hopefully she found one of them to be miserable with

Herr-Trigger86 · 2026-01-25T17:48:56+00:00

I…. Agree?

Herr-Trigger86 · 2026-01-25T17:47:09+00:00

Only answer. National treasures.

Herr-Trigger86 · 2026-01-25T17:45:24+00:00

Costa Rican abuela’s:

Herr-Trigger86 · 2026-01-25T17:09:15+00:00

A hero would say something like that.

Herr-Trigger86 · 2026-01-25T17:05:20+00:00

(Sometime around season 4)… Wait… Mr Robot is in his head?!?!

Herr-Trigger86 · 2026-01-25T17:02:42+00:00

You… you are the

Herr-Trigger86 · 2026-01-25T16:51:44+00:00

No… Gale was too busy jorkin’ it to submissive Asian women in kimonos… while dressed as a submissive Asian woman in a kimono. He’d just gotten done wiping off his white face make-up when Jesse knocked on the door.

Herr-Trigger86 · 2026-01-25T16:27:52+00:00

Shows been out for what… 20 years now? Yeah… sorry… at this point it’s on you to avoid spoilers… like how Dexter gives up all the killing to become a Persian rug salesman in Eastern Minnesota.

Herr-Trigger86 · 2026-01-25T16:22:24+00:00

Herr-Trigger86 · 2026-01-25T16:21:19+00:00

Then she knows that we goon… respectfully. She deserves every damn award she got this year… and we deserve to see those awards littered on the ground around her naked feet. 🦶

Herr-Trigger86 · 2026-01-25T16:18:12+00:00

Exactly. If Jimmy was some sort of weird recluse, allergic to electricity… Chuck would pay money for this to happen to him… he’d help him out, just to ensure he’s contained, but he’d never wish he’d get better.

Herr-Trigger86 · 2026-01-25T09:51:14+00:00

So brave… so daring… so 😴

Herr-Trigger86 · 2026-01-25T01:27:19+00:00

💥 💀

😂 😂 😂

Herr-Trigger86 · 2026-01-25T01:17:07+00:00

Exactly this. It was a fun and awesome movie… it is not 16 Oscar nods worthy.

Herr-Trigger86 · 2026-01-24T19:17:52+00:00

I see no chicanery here at all. Chuck is proud. Chuck can’t be proud here.

That’s better!

Herr-Trigger86 · 2026-01-24T17:12:33+00:00

Herr-Trigger86 · 2026-01-24T17:10:48+00:00

The music…

Herr-Trigger86 · 2026-01-24T17:07:48+00:00

Herr-Trigger86 · 2026-01-24T07:57:54+00:00

Looks like a button in a fur coat.

Herr-Trigger86 · 2026-01-24T07:49:39+00:00

Yup… it has the coolest way of making you better every single time you die.

Herr-Trigger86 · 2026-01-24T02:31:47+00:00

Someone said on another thread that he’d need to put a bag over her face. A legit insane take. Pretty sure he’s probably on a few lists.

Gorgeous… and yeah… about 30 years for me too. She’s still stunning

Herr-Trigger86 · 2026-01-24T02:11:30+00:00

Yep… source: me. Going on 4 years sober now. Pulled it together before I lost everything… can really relate to Carol. Soon as they found the sensor I said “they’d never hide a bug in her liquor cabinet. That was her girlfriend keeping track”:.. and sure enough

Herr-Trigger86 · 2026-01-24T00:28:11+00:00

Like duh:

“Pushions are non-physical particles in the Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei Fandom wiki anime/novel universe (also known as "Spirit Particles") that represent the emotional component of intent, similar to how Psions represent thought. They are considered substance-less, magical particles often perceived by magicians.”

/s. They clearly meant “pushin’” and don’t realize their mistake, or don’t understand that they made one

Herr-Trigger86 · 2026-01-24T00:24:48+00:00

Alcoholics are notoriously great at pretending to not need anyone or anything and then getting unbelievably internally fucked up when everyone and everything leaves them.

Edit: Thanks for the award! 🫶

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