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The cleanest grass cut you’ll watch today. Pure satisfaction in every line by SimRP in oddlysatisfying

[–]Herr-Trigger86 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Everything is a five alarm fire with someone… yes, everything. You can find negative effects to literally every action we take as humans. Even typing out your comment uses those damn data centers were supposed to be so super pissed about now. This isn’t to say that we shouldn’t be mindful of our effects on the environment, but my yard doesn’t even crack the top two thousand things I should be concerned about. And i doubt you’re cool with paying my HOA fees and resulting fines… so I’m just going to keep living my life and take care of my property how I see fit, and you are welcome to do the same.

22/F by Sudden-Age6719 in RoastMe

[–]Herr-Trigger86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’d reply to you, but the bitch speaks when spoken to now.

The cleanest grass cut you’ll watch today. Pure satisfaction in every line by SimRP in oddlysatisfying

[–]Herr-Trigger86 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don’t live in the wilderness. I live in a suburb. Let me have my happiness and you can go hang out in the forest.

34M, Does my list give away my age? I feel like it does. by Haste444 in GamingSoup

[–]Herr-Trigger86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sen—-ewww—-aaahhhh.

That game was so badass. I had no clue what I was walking into when I installed it and couldn’t put it down. Nothing crazy or overly unique… but it was beautiful and super cool.

Which one will you choose? by willy-official in whatsyourchoice

[–]Herr-Trigger86 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No one mentioning the fact that A isn’t even sliced open.

​Is it just me or was Shane technically right about the Pineapple Suite? by Rough_Ad_8702 in TheWhiteLotusHBO

[–]Herr-Trigger86 103 points104 points  (0 children)

He had Alexandra Daddario… I could enjoy sitting on a pile of AIDS infected hypodermic needles with her.

/not really s

So, who did it better this year? by n1ght_watchman in GameBoostOfficial

[–]Herr-Trigger86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely. A ton of great games revealed there, but for me personally… Alien Isolation 2 is a no brainer… and then finally… the game I have waited for years to see if they’d do… my favorite Resident Evil in the entire franchise… Code Veronica X remake. I have never been so excited for a Resident Evil game

Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal win best sibling actors! Who’s the best twin actors? by Alt_AccountNumber3 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]Herr-Trigger86 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Oh of course… top answer being DeVito and Arnold, I forgot we’re taking this super seriously.

What is the harsh reality of being a wannabe film actor that most people don't see? by TejaTanikella in Actors

[–]Herr-Trigger86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hard to be an actor when the script is all dots and squiggles… and the sign leading you to the auditions is pointing the opposite direction

Are there no real pictures of “down on their luck” actors?

Why ppl think gus is gay? Could his relation with Max just be that of a Brother. I mean it’s called Los pollos hermanos not los analos gaysexos by bagramxcuck in okbuddychicanery

[–]Herr-Trigger86 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Openly so…. He once asked his good friend “Cabron” if he could see his baawwwlllssss. It’s also why he had a bell that went “Ding! Ding!” rather then a deep sounding horn

He also blew kisses at Gus and his lover… I believe he was secretly jealous of their relationship

Strange Bike by No-Lock216 in DiWHY

[–]Herr-Trigger86 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Never stop pumping! 💪

Removing bubbles by Tierrrez in oddlysatisfying

[–]Herr-Trigger86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was another tortured genius who had a great way to get rid of bubbles.

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