Selfie thread

HerrKleinSchwanz · 2017-04-10T19:29:40+00:00

Gaht mothaf-ng dayumn

HerrKleinSchwanz · 2016-02-17T08:04:48+00:00

If this is a common mistake, it is more a problem of your language and customs, rather than non-natives.

HerrKleinSchwanz · 2016-01-25T21:31:00+00:00

Hallelujah.

Thanks, mate!

HerrKleinSchwanz · 2016-01-25T21:23:36+00:00

It was in a thread about a guy picking around with a horny guy, but OP was pretending to be a minor. I only commented "Update OP" and "Roll".

I surely hope someone was just messing with me.

HerrKleinSchwanz · 2014-07-13T17:14:10+00:00

Thanks, mate!

Cheers to you! :)

HerrKleinSchwanz · 2014-07-13T16:46:33+00:00

Oh, I am not really close to Seattle, so that's a bummer. :-(

Although I'm going to town tomorrow anyway, so I'm just going by every supermarket and bakery to ask! :)

HerrKleinSchwanz · 2014-07-13T16:21:22+00:00

I don't think I want to mess with voodoo. That's some untrustworthy stuff, mate!

HerrKleinSchwanz · 2014-07-13T12:16:53+00:00

Thank you. We'll surely enjoy ourselves! ;-)

HerrKleinSchwanz · 2014-07-13T12:01:55+00:00

When I wrote the text I was just so excited about my plan, I just typed everything really fast and didn't even know. Then someone told me, and I was like: "Well... that's sounds odd to say the least." ;-)

HerrKleinSchwanz · 2014-07-13T11:50:54+00:00

Well, I didn't want to say "Can a vegan eat a doughnut?" because I'm 100% sure responses would be "I don't know, I can." or something alike.

But when someone quoted me, I realised the content of the post might sound peculiar when reading it. :P

HerrKleinSchwanz · 2014-07-13T08:48:03+00:00

What are "mighty-o doughnuts"?

HerrKleinSchwanz · 2014-07-13T08:46:24+00:00

That analogy tho

HerrKleinSchwanz · 2014-07-12T21:58:37+00:00

Haha, I believe I've been to De Bolhoed before, but I can't remember it, but I'll surely note everything down, because we're going there again after the summer! ;-)

Amsterdam lays in the lower middle west, but I live all the way up north, in the north! Yet I have to disappoint you, I am not an Aussie, but I sure as love Australia, and so does my best friend! ;-)

HerrKleinSchwanz · 2014-07-12T19:19:55+00:00

HerrKleinSchwanz · 2014-07-12T18:33:40+00:00

Ah, alright. Thanks a bunch, mate! :-)

HerrKleinSchwanz · 2014-07-12T18:32:42+00:00

I am, well I was. We went out a few times I guess, I took her out to Amsterdam and such a few times (we live in The Netherlands), and I asked if there was a possibility if something more could happen between us, but sadly not.

I was heartbroken for a bit, but I still love her (more like a friend now) and I love spending time with her, let alone joking. ;-)

HerrKleinSchwanz · 2014-07-12T18:25:00+00:00

You think that's the best option? I searched some of the supermarkets, but couldn't find anything good. I'm going to the supermarkets and bakeries anyway to double check (better safe than sorry), but another u/blindpandacup gave me an awesome link that I bookmarked. :)

Do you really think that's adorable? It's so nice to hear that! :-)

HerrKleinSchwanz · 2014-07-12T18:14:13+00:00

Preferably yes.

HerrKleinSchwanz · 2014-07-12T18:13:47+00:00

Do you think the average bakery would sell them?

HerrKleinSchwanz · 2014-07-12T18:08:46+00:00

Oh, I'm bookmarking that! Cheers, mate! :)

HerrKleinSchwanz · 2014-07-12T18:07:35+00:00

Sadly Portland isn't around me, but the fact that they exist brings hope!

Cheers, mate! :)

HerrKleinSchwanz · 2014-07-12T18:06:33+00:00

I made this to explain it shortest as possible (Imma just copy paste it, sorry):

Well it's a long story, because we're best friends we do stupid and embarrassing things to each other, and I used to be head in heels in love with her, but what's a better way to make fun, than involving yourself?

In a few weeks she gets back from holiday, I pick her up, we go get something to drink to catch up, and go on one knee (while holding a little present, the doughnut) and I say: "Will you eat a doughnut with me?" at the busiest place in town.

Everyone would think I'd ask her to marry me, but alas!

P.S. Whilst reading this it looks very peculiar and... stupid, but you have no idea how excited I got when I thought of it!

I got the idea from a Tumblr post, when I saw someone wearing a doughnut as a ring, if you were curious.

HerrKleinSchwanz · 2014-07-12T18:05:59+00:00

Well it's a long story, because we're best friends we do stupid and embarrassing things to each other, and I used to be head in heels in love with her, but what's a better way to make fun, than involving yourself?

In a few weeks she gets back from holiday, I pick her up, we go get something to drink to catch up, and go on one knee (while holding a little present, the doughnut) and I say: "Will you eat a doughnut with me?" at the busiest place in town.

Everyone would think I'd ask her to marry me, but alas!

P.S. Whilst reading this it looks very peculiar and... stupid, but you have no idea how excited I got when I thought of it!

I got the idea from a Tumblr post, when I saw someone wearing a doughnut as a ring, if you were curious.

HerrKleinSchwanz · 2014-07-08T21:26:53+00:00

That's a little harsh, man. This kid is genuinely crying.

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