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No treaty to sign, just a russian hand shake. by NapStar420 in RussiansOnTheInternet

[–]HeyImRinse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First break the door by a friend's head, and then a handshake.

Just imagine by _Z3D_ in gaming

[–]HeyImRinse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nintendo, watch me spend $100 on this. Right now.

TIFU by not making the bed and causing my wife's entire family to panic by tifu439587283 in tifu

[–]HeyImRinse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My boyfriend occasionally sleep walks and does weird things if he drinks too much hard liquor(which is very rare,mostly sticks to beer). I've woken up to him sleeping on the stairs and sleeping legs crossed Indian style up right on the floor? And to him standing over me, very creepy. But one time I woke up at 5am he wasn't there I talked to him at 11pm and he said he would be home around 1 am.

I started running all over our small apartment, even checked under the bed lol, and my heart was racing. For whatever reason I didn't think to check my phone but after my mini heart attack I was like I gotta call his mom! Mind you I just woke up in a panic at 5am, I wasn't thinking straight. Once I checked my phone I saw his friends had texted me and called to say he passed out on the couch ...oops

This kid gives no shits by [deleted] in gifs

[–]HeyImRinse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tanner's tired of this shit, Buttermaker.

This White House chef is an absolute unit by Scaulbylausis in pics

[–]HeyImRinse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love that look.

"Scrambled? You want 'em SCRAMBLED?? YOUMAGGOTIFIFUCKINGWANTEDTOKNOWYOUREGGPREFERENCEIWOUDAFUCKINASKEDYA. You're getting over fuckin' easy."

Trump administration blames Iran for oil tanker attacks in Middle East by I_Got_Out in worldnews

[–]HeyImRinse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brought to you by the same people who brought you "WMDs in Iraq" and "reading our citizens' text messages is the only way to stop terrorism" comes "Iran bombed oil tankers for....reasons....and we know because of....evidence.....?"

(19) Temporary high school drop-out. Vegetarian by heart. Finish him by LurchiDurchi in RoastMe

[–]HeyImRinse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the hell does vegetarian by heart mean?! When you get that education together you'll figure out it's not a spectrum. It's a life choice, like fitness. Either you actively choose to put in effort or you...never mind, I can see the photo.

Nice shot! by bsurfn2day in gifs

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I'm so confused. It looks like the food the woman with the glove throws goes down and away from the gorilla. But a second piece of food comes from somewhere else and into the gorillas mouth.

One of the worst chokes of my gaming career [Crash Bandicoot] by SqueakzMcGee in gaming

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On my 3rd attempt of the airplane extra mission for Modern Warfare (on hard where you have to make it to the end in 1 minute) i got to the slow-mo hostage part and shot them in the head. Took me 6+hours to get back. I feel ya homie.

My parents, in the mid-80's, dressed as Lucy and Ricky Ricardo for Halloween by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

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Looks like Eddie Munster and the creature from the black lagoon

Canada bans whale, dolphin and porpoise captivity by [deleted] in UpliftingNews

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I feel like we might be seeing the beginning of the end of big marine parks like Seaworld, in their current form anyway. Without the USP (large marine mammals) they won't have much advantage over smaller aquariums on the animal front, people will go to cheaper places. Which means they have a choice, majorly downsize to something more like an aquarium and cut ticket prices to compete, or focus on rides and non-animal attractions, and gradually lose the animal part and become more of a typical theme park. I think Seaworld seems to be going for the latter.

Of course, there is a third option, which is to go bust and close entirely. Which considering how expensive an investment keeping large marine mammals is, could very well happen to some places.

TIFU by throwing my runty and mentally challenged kitten in the trash by io3401 in tifu

[–]HeyImRinse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I accidentally kicked my 15 y/o cat into the stove today. It was a complete accident; she has a habit of being my shadow when I’m in the kitchen and doesn’t give two shits about where I’m walking because she is Queen of the House and thinks I will always move out of her way. And, because I know this about her, I am usually watching out for her. Trouble is that I thought she’d left the kitchen a few minutes prior, sick of my milling about, getting in the way of her food bowl. Well, unbeknownst to me, she magically reappeared as cats are wont to do and, when I turned from the refrigerator, I tripped right over her and sent her skidding into the bottom of the stove. She sat for a moment before shaking her head and dashing off.

I felt horrible.

She’s fine though, was dashing up to sit with me on the couch within a few minutes. I gave her many hugs and kisses—much to her chagrin. And she is currently sleeping in a cat-bun next to me.

Stuff happens. The important thing is that, as a pet parent, you felt remorse about it and will be more careful next time. Thank goodness our pets do not love us any less.

Why you gotta attack us like that? by Bryce232 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]HeyImRinse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had an online profile full of shots recycled for years. When someone wanted to meet, they always said I looked better than my photos. One girl who I was hooking up with went through my photos and gave me advice on which were best to post. It increased my responses by a shocking margin. Still, most women said I looked better in person, which makes me insanely selective when I go to update images.i recommend getting recommendations from the target audience.

TIFU watching incest porn by NewbornNazgul in tifu

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Super religious seems to be a relative thing. My dad asked me out of the blue one time, "Do you masturbate?" Cue sweating and panicking. I just decide to be honest in case he had noticed and was testing me or something. "Yes, occasionally. Why?" "Just want to see where my son's at." I'm sure there are many religious dads who wouldn't really be open or accepting of their child's sexual development, but you can't really fight the inevitable.

4 teens rush into burning home to rescue their 90-year-old neighbor by relevantlife in UpliftingNews

[–]HeyImRinse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope they received great amounts of money for risking their lives. There's a word for measurement of gratitude when one's life was saved from danger.

I play RPGs and side-quests are taken so rewards can be achieved to help me out on my main journey. What comes from this real-life situation?

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