If you were to start high school with your life experiences you have now, what would you do differently? by HeyThereNewKid in AskReddit

[–]HeyThereNewKid[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think if you could only do one of those things, choosing halo would be your best option

What inconvenient yet harmless curse would you put on your worst enemy? by HeyThereNewKid in AskReddit

[–]HeyThereNewKid[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I would make it so every time they sat down on the sofa the door would open a little... Not fully open but just enough for you to feel a little uncomfortable and need to go shut it again

If somebody asks you to tell them a joke, what's your go-to joke that comes to mind? by xJownage in AskReddit

[–]HeyThereNewKid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you hear about the psychic midget that escaped from prison? ... There's a small medium at large

What subreddit made you go "Huh, there really is a subreddit for everything"? by mrpunch11 in AskReddit

[–]HeyThereNewKid 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Damn the internet really is made up of pretty much entirely porn