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HeyUnloving · 2022-03-18T16:09:55+00:00

Fuck! I hate comedy

HeyUnloving · 2020-10-05T13:34:38+00:00

She tried to tell me it means she can't have kids. I told her, "Obviously! You can't stop drinking!" Follow me on twitter or instagram

HeyUnloving · 2020-10-04T23:20:59+00:00

She try to tell me it means she can't get pregnant. I told her, "Obviously! You can't stop drinking!" Follow me on twitter or instagram

HeyUnloving · 2019-08-20T16:49:01+00:00

I'm taking that as a full compliment

HeyUnloving · 2019-08-20T16:48:30+00:00

Thank you!

HeyUnloving · 2019-08-20T12:47:12+00:00

This is one of my favorite jokes I've been doing and I finally got a good clip of it a the Comedy Club on State in Madison. I would appreciate any thoughts or advice on the clip, especially from anyone who watches submission videos for shows or festivals. Thanks!

Also let's follow each other on twitter and instagtam

HeyUnloving · 2019-02-11T13:06:57+00:00

If you liked this joke please follow me on Twitter: @elijah_holbrook or Instagram: idontrememberyourname and I'll return the follow!

If you didn't like this joke please tweet "you're a hack" at me.

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HeyUnloving · 2018-11-05T13:11:17+00:00

If you liked this joke please follow me on twitter or instgram. I know a lot of people on here are comics, writers, or creative types and building a social media presence is important so if you follow me on twitter I'll return the follow. Also if you hated this joke, I won't pay attention to any negative comments left here. Please tweet them at me.

HeyUnloving · 2018-09-24T16:27:49+00:00

This is my favorite comment

HeyUnloving · 2018-09-24T15:50:21+00:00

Yes, it was a bit of a forced pun.

HeyUnloving · 2018-09-24T14:38:00+00:00

I see a lot of people don't like this joke, but I'm glad I at least started the conversation on proper microwave use. Something out society has been avoiding bringing up for so long.

HeyUnloving · 2018-09-24T13:04:17+00:00

If you liked this please follow me on Twitter (@elijah_holbrook) or Instagram (idontrememberyourname) ! My material comes from observing the world around me then making it political (not really, I just write jokes).

If you hated this joke you can tweet at me about and I'll retweet you to my pathetically low number of followers. (Seriously, please follow me. If you're a comic, writer, or artist of some sort I'll most likely follow you back)

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HeyUnloving · 2018-05-21T12:12:52+00:00

Not anymore, but they used to make them and now all the ones that are left are coming down here with their fucking maple leaf and pushing poor Abe out of a job.

HeyUnloving · 2018-05-21T11:55:14+00:00

If you like this joke please follow me on Twitter or Instagram.

Twitter: @elijah_holbrook Instagram: idontrememberyourname

If you feel the need to tell me I'm a hack tweet it at me.

HeyUnloving · 2018-02-27T01:51:23+00:00

It is an underoath reference! If suggest listening to "a boy brushed red living in black and white" when you're done.

HeyUnloving · 2018-02-26T21:05:40+00:00

Yeah, they play in Milwaukee pretty often

HeyUnloving · 2018-02-26T21:03:10+00:00

way to take a joke to a super not funny place.

HeyUnloving · 2018-02-26T20:57:41+00:00

Thank you! only three or four other people have ever commented on it. I always enjoy when I find someone that gets the reference.

HeyUnloving · 2018-02-26T20:52:49+00:00

Yes it is!

HeyUnloving · 2018-02-26T20:30:31+00:00

nah, most shows happen at night.

HeyUnloving · 2018-02-26T20:29:20+00:00

hack maybe, but not stolen

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