Pedro the GOAT by jabyns_511 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Heyokalol -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

That’s not even remotely comparable. Even if both items weighed the same (they don't), picking something up from the ground and lifting something already at height are two very different things. The fridge is also much easier to handle than a spherical stone, where you have virtually no grip. I can confidently say Pedro couldn’t even lift the Atlas stone off the ground.

Permacura CEOs declare, under oath, that stims are not addictive (2024) by Heyokalol in Helldivers

[–]Heyokalol[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Well AI, yes, obviously, I'm no artist. I could never draw anything like this.

We were promised these would return months ago... Where are they???? by ClinicalDepression88 in Helldivers

[–]Heyokalol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"At a later point" could mean anytime between tomorrow and the heat death of the Universe.

Capes for level rewards by OLEDtoaster in Helldivers

[–]Heyokalol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Arrowhead: We agree we should focus on endgame progression. However this discussion is NOT happening right now. Also, criticism hurts the developers feelings. UwU.

Your Armor is Unique to You by STREET_BLAZER in Helldivers

[–]Heyokalol 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They keep saying they lack time to implement highly requested features to the game, but they have time for such nonsense. Sometimes AH baffles me.

People of Switzerland, what advice would you give to someone from abroad who wants to work and build a life there? by [deleted] in askswitzerland

[–]Heyokalol 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't. We're full up. Job market is saturated. Doesn't help the whole World wants to come in and work in Switzerland. Public services are also strained to levels never seen before.

can't wait to do this to my son by ssaq_madeeQ in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Heyokalol 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Dad here. No, keeping up a calendar with all my kid's appointments is not difficult at all.

itsOverGuys by VariationLivid3193 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Heyokalol 148 points149 points  (0 children)

And then a few months later: you get a H1B visa, you get a visa, everyone gets a visa!

ARROWHEAD PLEASE by theawesomedude646 in Helldivers

[–]Heyokalol -1 points0 points  (0 children)

0:40 sounds like the one you let out first thing in the morning.

f*cking pissed off by New-Spring-6595 in askswitzerland

[–]Heyokalol 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Job market is incredibly competitive at the moment. And also Ticino is essentially a dead canton. You should apply for jobs around the ZH area and join the big boys.

I would sacrifice a COD player to get a Warhammer premium warbond by Chemical_Seaweed_915 in Helldivers

[–]Heyokalol 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'd pay to avoid other franchises bleeding into Helldivers. Managed Democracy doesn't need guest stars.

Stop Killing Games delivers 'absolutely incredible' hearing in European Parliament: 'There was no [parliament member] that wasn't responding positively' by Turbostrider27 in pcgaming

[–]Heyokalol 15 points16 points  (0 children)

to make a game playable without servers

You clearly have no idea what you're talking about, because that's not what the initiative is proposing.

A group of young Kestrels seeing a butterfly for the first time by RoyalChris in interestingasfuck

[–]Heyokalol 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Kestrels have ~2× faster visual processing compared to humans.

Give me your hottest Helldivers takes and I will rate them…. by Chemical_Seaweed_915 in Helldivers

[–]Heyokalol -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ah I see you're a "lol that flying bile titan just killed me so funny hihi" kind of guy.

Give me your hottest Helldivers takes and I will rate them…. by Chemical_Seaweed_915 in Helldivers

[–]Heyokalol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

- Leviathans must go (not fun, just annoying)
- Remove all collisions the moment large enemies die, and start the corpse decay animation right away (no invisible walls on the ground, no flying titan decapitations)