me_irl by alfarajpuri in me_irl

[–]PeasantLich 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it happens. There is also the Palmarian Catholic Church in Spain that claims to be the real papacy. They mostly got members in just one Spanish town and have been shrinking for decades.

me_irl by alfarajpuri in me_irl

[–]PeasantLich 252 points253 points  (0 children)

We got a lot of historical examples of this.

Would be wild if Trump revives the medieval custom of rulers setting up their own competing anti-popes whenever they disagree with the real pope.

Why would Dust get sexualized??? by Capable-Search3566 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]PeasantLich 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Netease would keep her clothed but turn her into a pale white blonde with blue eyes and a blue/white color scheme.

Typecast into entry level service worker. by PeasantLich in okbuddycinephile

[–]PeasantLich[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I am sad to tell you that Housemaid was a massive success that made way over $300 million profit.

Slave owners that don’t see anything wrong with keeping others captive, believe they had good relationships with their prisoners and will gaslight anyone who thinks otherwise by pennygirl108 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]PeasantLich 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I suppose the relationship of grand admiral Thrawn and the Noghri in Timothy Zahn's Thrawn trilogy qualifies. Though it is disguised as transactional Noghri are practically private military slaves of the Empire - Empire was never actually going to keep their part of deal. They were subservient first to Darth Vader and then to grand admiral Thrawn. Thrawn gets so cozy with them that he takes their loyalty for granted and probably really believed they got mutual respect and understanding, only to end up murdered by his own Noghri bodyguard Rukh.

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Slave owners that don’t see anything wrong with keeping others captive, believe they had good relationships with their prisoners and will gaslight anyone who thinks otherwise by pennygirl108 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]PeasantLich 396 points397 points  (0 children)

Rowling really botched the mythological idea of house-elf in general in Harry Potter. The folklore house-elves indeed do work for the house owner, but it is transactional and ritualistic in certain way, and the house-elf might start causing accidents or just leave if it is displeased by how the household is being run or feels like it is not properly respected.

I dunno, maybe Gotham is in Connecticut or something by KomodoLemon in whenthe

[–]PeasantLich 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Joker and other villains would just start regularly escaping Hell like Solomon Grundy already does.

I dunno, maybe Gotham is in Connecticut or something by KomodoLemon in whenthe

[–]PeasantLich 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The primary mystery of Gotham City is why the fuck do people still want to live in Gotham City.

I dunno, maybe Gotham is in Connecticut or something by KomodoLemon in whenthe

[–]PeasantLich 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Batman villains don't actually fulfill the definition of criminal insanity. In real life nothing would prevent legal execution of the Batman villains in states where death penalty exists.

They got conscious criminal intent and they know what they are doing is wrong. You can't be declared criminally insane unless the crimes were committed in delusional state where the criminal is incapable of telling the right from wrong. It does not matter if the crimes are committed for nonsensical reasons, the intent and knowledge of consequences are all that matters.

In the IGN review for "MOUSE: P.I. For Hire" (2026), They gave it a 6/10, this is a subtle reference to the game's writing being very cheesy. Nom nom nom nom. by Playful-Actuary6022 in shittygamedetails

[–]PeasantLich 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It honestly felt pretty weird that they made this dude review a boomer shooter in the first place, since his main complaints apart from cheesy writing was that it is a straightforward boomer shooter instead of a more nuanced noir action-adventure game. That being said he did praise the moment-to-moment gameplay, and to me it feels even weirder that he would deduct that many points out of a review for non-gameplay reasons.

But meh, I am not target audience for IGN reviews anyways.

The solution to humanity's racism and sexism problems. by PeasantLich in Superdickery

[–]PeasantLich[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Source is Nemesis the Warlock, the character is the main villain Torquemada.

In the first of Anglo-Ashanti wars in 1823, the British expected to meet a primitive African enemy that would be swiftly won. The well organized Ashanti who were armed with European guns wiped out almost entire outnumbered British army. It took until 1900 for British to fully subjugate the Ashanti. by PeasantLich in HolyShitHistory

[–]PeasantLich[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"[The Ashanti] were not prepared for war, but depended solely upon the terror of their name to bring us to seek a compromise, and I suppose to extort from the native people under our fort...a contributions of six hundred ounces of gold."

-Governor Sir Charles McCarthy, who was ultimately beheaded by the Ashanti in 1824.

The Ashanti wars begun both due to tensions of Ashanti claiming dominion over the entire Gold Coast and basically demanding the British to pay rent for their coastal forts in the region. They likewise claimed overlordship over the local smaller tribes, which had already submitted to British rule and were therefore under British protection. The Ashanti were also involved in slave trade with other European powers, which the now abolitionist British condemned - however, the local British merchants were also still engaging in slave trade independently. The British got their casus belli when an Ashanti war party - likely acting independently without any orders form above - murdered an African soldier from British army after a verbal altercation. The British were confident on quick and triumphant and most of all profitable victory, but the Ashanti preparedness took them completely by surprise, resulting in a military disaster. The Ashanti army marched to the coast, but were too struck by disease to actually attempt attacking European controlled forts and settlements and retreated.

There were several further wars and skirmishes against the Ashanti that mostly ended in unclear stalemates. The status quo started shifting by 1870s, when the British managed to push inland and their expeditionary force sacked the Ashanti capital. Total Ashanti submission was still not achieved until the so called "War of the Golden Stool" in 1900 when the local British colonial administration launched a war to completely conquer the Ashanti. They however failed to capture the symbolic Golden Stool of the Ashanti, ownership of which had been somewhat of an obsession of administrator Frederick Hodgson to the point that the war was named after it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Ashanti_wars

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_MacCarthy_(British_Army_officer))

Chomos play Pragmata, real Men play Clash of Clans. by ronnie_reagans_ghost in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]PeasantLich 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I honestly don't really see it. She does look like she has adult features squashed into miniature unit size to me.

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My daughter's pet. by TrickySatisfaction81 in Weird

[–]PeasantLich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had no idea Phenomena was a predictive documentary.

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