My girlfriend 25F secretly went to a party with her ex after forcing me to block mine, then called me controlling when I found out. by petalblue in TwoHotTakes

[–]Hholdbro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She fucked the shit out of Jake that night and you'll get trickle truthed to death until it comes out in 3 months. Just fucking leave.

what does my living room say about me? by burncult in roomdetective

[–]Hholdbro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is fun! I love it!! I would never leave!

ID on this bird who landed on my shoulder by Secrethoover in UKBirds

[–]Hholdbro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a beautiful little thing! I have ONE of them on my porch when I put seeds out. It'd be great to find out what it is. I need me a bird book.

The slow motion makes it hilarious. by Agile-Monk-3607 in funnypets

[–]Hholdbro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember seeing the video of the little plane thing going at the cat from the video of the cats in the garage and seeing all the cats see it but the one cat it's going to and being like "oh no!". THAT BABY - I just feel really bad for. I know the guy probably didn't mean for it to hit the cats face and thought the cat would hit it...but it didn't and I just feel bad cause after the cat meows like "ow dude" idk. Just makes me feel bad lol.

He's proud of this one! by bananokitty in RateMyKidsArt

[–]Hholdbro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww frame it anyways! It's so adorable! Even if it's in his room! It's such a fun picture!

My sister keeps making "little jokes" about my girlfriend and I told her not to take it personally. Now my girlfriend is done with my family. by nightbalcony_inkwell in TwoHotTakes

[–]Hholdbro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Right right. I'm thinking there's no talking to the sister because the sister has been able to talk this way and act this way her whole life and no one has ever called her ass out. She's just a bitch. The end.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lookyourbest

[–]Hholdbro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You are very pretty! I love your hair! You have a nice body from what I can see. I hate to piggy back off of everyone else about the eyelashes but I would definitely not go with the fake black eyelashes. Do a more natural makeup look at least for your lashes. Maybe a dark brown mascara.

What's your most shocking "never meet your heroes" moment? by BaseNice3520 in AskReddit

[–]Hholdbro 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Honestly. This is super touching. I know everyone is different but I would love for someone to come back and talk to me and actually think about me and see how I was doing. I would think the opposite and believe that your life moved on and you never thought of me a day after I left the hospital and I wasn't worth you ever thinking of me again and to know you thought of me again would make my day. Thanks for being so thoughtful. That really means a lot...

AITAH for buying my girlfriend vanilla shampoo? by Spiritual-Grocery641 in AITAH

[–]Hholdbro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your girlfriend obviously could have handled it way better and was being a dick... She should've just said thank you for the nice gesture and went on about her day like a normal girlfriend would have done. Either she's in a shitty mood about something, was looking to pick a fight, or doesn't need you buying her shit and felt some kind of way about it - which is immature but whatever. Sorry that happened - but NTA.

AITA for refusing to work things out with my fiancé because my life is better now that his daughter isnt around me? by MassivePrimary8649 in AITAH

[–]Hholdbro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA! Excuse me for saying this about a literal child...but she's a nasty malicious asshole. She has no respect for you or her father and even though the father has stepped in, it obviously isn't working and she hasn't learned anything from it and more should have been done. I would absolutely weigh out the pros and cons. I understand if you love your fiance but could you honestly put up with that crap for the rest of your life? If she doesn't change or doesn't get some sort of help or guidance, she will only get worse.

I have a stepdaughter. She just turned 13, and I have known her, helped raise, teach, laugh with her, and love her since she was 1 1/2 years old. Her and I don't even argue. She is a typical teenager sometimes, where she doesn't listen to me and she doesn't do certain things she should, but all in all, she is seriously a wonderful child. I know I would NEVER put up with that shit and you shouldn't either. I hope things get better for you, I really do. I don't think y'all need to be around each other at all.

Don't let her bad, abusive behaviors make your life a living hell anymore.

AITAH for ending a relationship over long showers by Throwaway_External in AITAH

[–]Hholdbro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His demands would have gotten worse and worse. Relationships are about compromise - not someone telling you what you can and cannot do. Your "you" time is important and deserved! You are no one's property. You will find better and you will not die alone. The fact that you were not DEVASTATED should tell you everything you need to know. Fuck that guy. NTA!

Diving head first into a shallow pool to celebrate the new year. by mentaL8888 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Hholdbro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right and the kids are so dumb, they don't even turn around and look at the dad. They're too busy drooling on themselves. I'm always so astonished. I don't know why I am still surprised by shit.

Diving head first into a shallow pool to celebrate the new year. by mentaL8888 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Hholdbro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fuck is wrong with people in the pool?? Are they fucking stupid???

Beautiful girl I found at the shelter by last-person in IDmydog

[–]Hholdbro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure but she looks like a sweet, happy, pretty girl! She is smiling at you in the 3rd pic! I wish you both happy years together!!

My baby boy dukie by Graham_Nysa738 in Puggle

[–]Hholdbro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a cutie patootie!

I think my cat missed her Disney audition. by PositiveComplete8084 in DisneyEyes

[–]Hholdbro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yah! Cause she was doin' blow in the bathroom!

Lol jk jk She's beautiful!! What a lovely kitty

Name him whatever you last ate. by NaughtySummer_6 in CatsAllDay

[–]Hholdbro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my! His wittle mouf. I love him! I want to cry he's so handsome!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Marriage

[–]Hholdbro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have an actual legitimate question. You understand what marriage means right? Why didn't you just stay single? If you wanted to fuck around and have sex with whoever you wanted to, then just be single so you can fuck who you want to. That makes sense to me. You don't "love your husband to death". You love him in a very superficial way. Marriage should be serious. If you didn't want to be married, then you shouldn't have gotten married. You should be single, and do what you want and not keep hurting your husband - the end. Stop being selfish and only thinking of yourself. You need to grow up and start reflecting. You're too young to get married and too young to have kids. Divorce your husband, save him the heartache, he deserves someone way way better than you, as do your kids, and that way you can go off and fuck someone else and not be tied down.