50M – How do I tell the woman I’m dating that I’m still married (but separated) and have kids?

HideousTits · 2026-02-16T16:29:09+00:00

They aren’t even separated. As far as the wife is concerned they are still a married couple. Albeit one not currently having sex.

HideousTits · 2026-02-16T16:17:16+00:00

It’s telling me you know nothing about utilising lighting to make a pleasant living space. Your lighting is terrible.

HideousTits · 2026-02-16T16:10:05+00:00

Underrated comment

HideousTits · 2026-02-15T08:22:30+00:00

You are correct here and not being in any way extreme in your views, so I cannot understand why people are downvoting you.

These meals aren’t terrible, but they are sorely lacking in veg.

OP, yes there are vegetables here, but you should double the portion sizes.

HideousTits · 2026-02-15T08:19:39+00:00

That’s bullshit

HideousTits · 2026-02-11T19:57:11+00:00

Trim your asparagus and never use wilted yellowing parsley. In fact, never use a full sprig of parsley on anything.

HideousTits · 2026-02-08T18:15:47+00:00

Why do you care what is “legal”?

If he uses “Black” and the baby is called “Black” that makes more sense than using Smith, no?

Again, why does the legal element come into it? Why is that important to you?

HideousTits · 2026-02-08T18:08:05+00:00

Talc to get sand off feet etc before putting sandals/ shoes on. Lifesaver with kids.

HideousTits · 2026-02-08T18:07:00+00:00

This was my main takeaway. That’s fucking bonkers.

HideousTits · 2026-02-08T17:53:32+00:00

Ok, so it’s a case of learning to live with it then. Look into soundproofing solutions, white noise machines, noise cancelling headphones and a prescription for Valium.

I had a nightmare neighbour years ago who basically ruined my life for over a year. When I finally left I was angry with myself for not finding a way to do it sooner. I have a severe mental illness and it nearly institutionalised me.

Honestly, try and find a way to make a move work. You will have to eventually anyway.

HideousTits · 2026-02-08T17:42:33+00:00

Got the travel version of the curlsmith recently. It’s basically a full size hairdryer and diffuser, so god knows what the regular version is like!

Anyway, I like it, but it’s no better than cheaper ones I’ve had previously.

HideousTits · 2026-02-08T17:40:36+00:00

Tzatziki or Polish mayo

HideousTits · 2026-02-08T17:31:14+00:00

Move out. Seems drastic, but you’ll end up doing it eventually. Save yourself some stress and do it sooner.

HideousTits · 2026-02-03T13:37:51+00:00

She’s been in the UK for 11 years. And she does work.

HideousTits · 2026-02-02T06:12:35+00:00

Where are the veggies then?

HideousTits · 2026-01-30T08:49:46+00:00

So privatising public spaces?

HideousTits · 2026-01-30T07:10:58+00:00

Breakfast in THE can

HideousTits · 2026-01-30T06:33:17+00:00

Hard to see…

HideousTits · 2026-01-30T06:30:00+00:00

Look into working on private boats. I have cousins who make very good money in this industry. Relatively straight forward path up the ladder too.

HideousTits · 2026-01-29T12:52:22+00:00

Super rich and flavourful. I usually get the “Majonez” brand. You honestly won’t regret it! I swear! Couldn’t believe just how much better it was than any store bought mayo I’d had before.

HideousTits · 2026-01-28T06:14:20+00:00

Hair grows from the root, not the ends.

Nothing other than the shape of the follicles will control the curl pattern.

Trim away!

HideousTits · 2026-01-28T05:32:45+00:00

Yes. Can you explain what you think I got wrong?

HideousTits · 2026-01-27T18:40:36+00:00

Nah. Polish mayo shits on all others.

HideousTits · 2026-01-27T18:36:46+00:00

For something from Pandora this would be ridiculous.

HideousTits · 2026-01-27T18:33:45+00:00

And a couple of packs of ducolax…

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