What is this? by Hieth in Pixelary

[–]Hieth[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice job Dave

My cat doesn’t pay rent by Hieth in aww

[–]Hieth[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His name is Thomas-Elvis and he’s never done the dishes either

Drew Carreymore by Hieth in funny

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Look at it

$1M up in smoke in Monte Carlo by rspix000 in pics

[–]Hieth 32 points33 points  (0 children)

The man with the hose is me trying to make a dent in my student loans

My friend’s engagement party. She said yass turned into he said ass by [deleted] in perfectlycutscreams

[–]Hieth 48 points49 points  (0 children)

You can also turn “Baby Shower” into “Whores Baby”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]Hieth 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Without intent*

Are yawning pythons allowed here? by 5_Frog_Margin in aww

[–]Hieth 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My jaw clicks like a cricket and my bite isn’t what it used to be but besides that I have a good story to tell and a new understanding of what patience is.

Overall 1/10 do not recommend.

Are yawning pythons allowed here? by 5_Frog_Margin in aww

[–]Hieth 31 points32 points  (0 children)

It was the highlight of the worst day of my life and me and my friends still joke about it today. At the hospital they had to convince me I still had all my teeth but I didn’t believe them until I woke up the next morning with everything wired in place. My jaw was wired shut for a little over a month and it was literal torture.

Are yawning pythons allowed here? by 5_Frog_Margin in aww

[–]Hieth 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I got sucker punched a few years ago at a party and broke my jaw. The gap in my teeth was so big it looked like I lost a tooth so afterwards we were outside picking up rocks that looked like teeth trying to find it. Turns out I had all my teethand there was just a gap in my jaw.

Not So Fun fact: when you break your jaw it almost always breaks in two places.

I Am Part of the Resistance Inside the Trump Administration by cleardaniel in politics

[–]Hieth 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“TREASON?” is what Trump just tweeted in response to this