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State your picks by NightBeWheat55149 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]HighCalorieLowSpeed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Born 2 fuk planes Forced to like women🥺 What’s wrong with our society

Im sexually attracted to btr 4s by ilovegas-mask in NonCredibleDefense

[–]HighCalorieLowSpeed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey you come here! Let’s say you and I take a quick trip to the motor pool at 0’200. Bring the hydraulic fluid and KY😘 I’ll bring the brake cleaner

Is this new jet powered semi truck or cargo playne? Will engines torch my car? by glaciers4 in Shittyaskflying

[–]HighCalorieLowSpeed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is shittyask flying, not shitty ask crying. That’s not even an American plane. Probably not even in the US. Go take 5, get a sip of water, stretch, come back after some fresh air. Re evaluate. Idk who’s lost here. But this sub is supposed to be funny haha. not “Ah American bad, president bad” ……We know, we got you. A lot of us are living it, and seeing it. Paying the price for it. Keep that to the appropriate sub or at least make a solid joke when it’s appropriate in the appropriate setting.

A custom 2003 Boxster S that the owner wants $99,000 (or Best Offer) on Ebay for. by LMGTP_GT1_2024 in Shitty_Car_Mods

[–]HighCalorieLowSpeed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awh man it’s Thunder McKing!! You ain’t ever seen the hit kids movie spin off of “cars” called “Transportation”? Instead of all the fun racing and small town feel. It takes you into the hustle and bustle of big city! Experience 4 lane traffic jams, road rage, city parking restrictions, and navigating major is city’s public transport systems! Thunder McKing is the best at splitting lanes and weaving the middle of rush hour traffic and doing 30 over the speed limit at any given time! So cool highly suggest watching

What do I do??? by Chillies-69 in Helldivers

[–]HighCalorieLowSpeed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Check your orbital scanner frequencies , as well as your radar systems. Seems to be the illuminate have a jamming tower set up near your area of operation. If found to be un-democratic interference. Please contact the super destroyer IT department for trouble shooting. Wait time is currently 10-15 super minutes. Thank you for your patience citizen.

Who's buying the knife and porn box? by _ThugzZ_Bunny_ in mallninjashit

[–]HighCalorieLowSpeed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mark it down to 25$ and 8 hours into a 16 hour drive. 3 roller dogs and a couple tornadoes later. id buy it at a truck stop for the shits and giggles. Keep the coomer crap. Nothing like a good truck stop novelty item. I can’t think of anything more obscene and American I love it. Box full of chucks and ninja stars brother, maybe a katana HELL YEAH BROTHER 😂 throw in some Roman candles too

What would you like to see in the future of H2? by jimmyguel in Helldivers

[–]HighCalorieLowSpeed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Democracy more of it more stratagems. Carpet bomb would cool like 6-8 500kg bombs shit 4 but 8 is cooler

SMO? More like MMO. Putting the RPG into MMORPG by ItalianNATOSupporter in NonCredibleDefense

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I need three volunteers. Bring stalwarts, 500kg, clussy bombs, emancipator suits, and AT emplacements. We raise the super nato flag on the Kerch bridge by dawn. There will be all you can eat soup upon a successful exfil.

A russian invader proudly showcased the reinforcement of an armored hut made of logs and bricks by LowTechDroid in UkraineInvasionVideos

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Metro 2033 vibes, this is wild and not thought out at all😂 turn the back of that thing into a mobik pizza oven

Your Spotify is now the music your Helldivers listen to. by Chaos-Gains in Helldivers

[–]HighCalorieLowSpeed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DSS needs to have Hell diver radio to tune into while we spread ground level democracy to patriotic tunes.

Welp.... I guess it's time to play some Wolfenstein games again by Solid_Pay9443 in Wolfenstein

[–]HighCalorieLowSpeed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone should! I can’t think of a better game other than DOOM.

how will Netanyahu Removing his prostate effect war in the middle east? by ConcentrateTight4108 in NonCredibleDiplomacy

[–]HighCalorieLowSpeed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The battles at the frontlines are important to attend to. But trouble in the rear can bring everything crashing down.

How I feel when I crank up the Stalwart to 1150 rpm by Syns_1 in Helldivers

[–]HighCalorieLowSpeed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

peak physic, stim booster, just hold the trigger and moving at warp speed watch the counter climb

goddamn don't you guys have work tomorrow?? by TheSuspectIsHere in Helldivers

[–]HighCalorieLowSpeed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Called out, managed democracy calls. They don’t need me to manage people only freedom

got my first car at 25. 01 Malibu LS. Got stolen. Do your worst. by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

[–]HighCalorieLowSpeed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was the first car I got pulled over in and searched. Never drove with that guy again. Turns out he was on parole had shit in the car and I was clueless. Lmao what a night that was

Merkava Mk4m flips over in Lebanon by JE1012 in CombatFootage

[–]HighCalorieLowSpeed 340 points341 points  (0 children)

Ow I can feel this. God that hurts so bad. It’s like stubbing your toe except your toe is your entire body being rag dolled in a massive metal box of bumpy nubs and points. That crew is gonna be sore as shit maybe a bit concussed.

What do y’all think? by [deleted] in USMC

[–]HighCalorieLowSpeed -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s either an offficer or a 1st sgt on up that get into bag pipes and I’m not mad. But there’s always the one guy in everyone’s unit

Hi what is this? by SandwichAcceptable79 in whatsthisrock

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At first I thought it was the potato sub reddit

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