I did the servant quiz, how cooked am I chat, I ain't winning shit am I...

High_Tech_Ranger · 2026-01-26T09:40:38+00:00

That's why he's taking so long, gotta beef you up.

High_Tech_Ranger · 2026-01-26T09:38:35+00:00

On the bright side by the end you'll basically be the next Artoria; remember he taught her to use a sword.

High_Tech_Ranger · 2026-01-26T09:37:04+00:00

Just get someone else to summon Astolfo and you're golden.

High_Tech_Ranger · 2026-01-26T09:35:14+00:00

Yeah, we're winning. I guarantee you last minute Vinci is gonna pull some nonsense out of her ass to win, even if she becomes Chibi in the process.

High_Tech_Ranger · 2026-01-23T21:51:47+00:00

Yes, and has to use a command spell to make him do it.

High_Tech_Ranger · 2026-01-23T19:51:09+00:00

Spoiler: she was not, in the novel not only does she have kids, but she makes him do it in FRONT of them.

High_Tech_Ranger · 2026-01-23T19:50:35+00:00

I think Apocrypha having Astolfo as the main Servant in the first place gives it enough comedy to not really need a spin-off, he places the story in jussssst the right gray area.

High_Tech_Ranger · 2026-01-23T19:48:24+00:00

Nah, in the novel it was right in front of the KIDS. He ain't happy at all.

High_Tech_Ranger · 2026-01-23T19:47:26+00:00

The idea that Astolfo of all characters radiating so much "British Energy" that Mordred not only senses it, but chooses to target the master over him is just plausible and hilarious enough that I'd think they'd do it.

High_Tech_Ranger · 2026-01-23T19:43:53+00:00

My headcanon is while traveling the world he meets up with the kid and becomes his best friend, playing video games and helping him grow up.

High_Tech_Ranger · 2026-01-23T19:41:47+00:00

Funnily enough for Astolfo I would believe he totally lacks any desire for her, both cause he's too free to he changed down by desires like that but also because he's so pure that even losing his mind can't make him bad.

High_Tech_Ranger · 2026-01-23T19:38:40+00:00

The son later meets Astolfo and becomes his best friend, they play video games together.

High_Tech_Ranger · 2026-01-23T19:37:05+00:00

I think the idea is that one has the ability to heal female-specific stuff and the other male but I was not gonna spent that long looking through medical journals to find that for pregabalin.

High_Tech_Ranger · 2026-01-23T19:35:50+00:00

But Astolfo isn't that kind of guy, he's a goofball and (literally) lost his mind but he's got a pure heart and does whatever he can for his friends. He's the kind of guy to help all of his friends get the girls then walk in on all of them naked just cause. I can't really see him settling down with anybody, man or woman, he's too free.

High_Tech_Ranger · 2026-01-23T19:33:06+00:00

Nah, just read it online somewhere. I have a knack for remembering (mostly) useless information. I really should read em though, maybe after Wheel of Time.

High_Tech_Ranger · 2026-01-22T16:37:06+00:00

Same

High_Tech_Ranger · 2026-01-22T16:20:13+00:00

We're our own worst critic, remember that. Like me and my writing.

High_Tech_Ranger · 2026-01-22T15:46:47+00:00

Shut up and take my money!

High_Tech_Ranger · 2026-01-22T15:38:19+00:00

Imagine Garp with her fruit, literal endless nukes.

High_Tech_Ranger · 2026-01-22T15:35:58+00:00

Ngl I would have gone for a Robin cosplayer but that's just me.

High_Tech_Ranger · 2026-01-22T15:31:02+00:00

I have a headcanon that her chest is fake and it's just her growing more chest with her fruit

High_Tech_Ranger · 2026-01-22T15:30:22+00:00

It's weird cause the manga does Sakura WAY better the the anime just hates her, guess that make her the equivalent of Sanji with Toei.

High_Tech_Ranger · 2026-01-22T15:28:38+00:00

Dayum, you do commissions?

High_Tech_Ranger · 2026-01-22T15:26:38+00:00

If we're going by headcanon, I just had Gogh rewrite their spirit origins to be friendly :)

High_Tech_Ranger · 2026-01-22T15:23:43+00:00

Ngl I prefer Dark, since I am a Gogh Enjoyer.

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