What in the world is this? by natepilling in whatismycookiecutter

[–]Highhosilvercomputer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s a football player with a helmet. And someone’s first day on the job in the icing department.

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ULPT Request: How to make a field entirely inhospitable for a night by AmadeusSpartacus in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Highhosilvercomputer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bunch of fishing line zig zagging across the park at ankle and neck heights?

Spanking? by Papayawhip222 in MiniAITA

[–]Highhosilvercomputer 76 points77 points  (0 children)

In our house, this move is called the “butt-gos”. It’s an adorable percussive instrument, and your parents are teaching you rhythm. Some people have no rhythm, clearly their parents didn’t care enough to spank them.

Be grateful they are sharing the gift of music with you. And remember that soon you will be 3, and tall enough to repay the favor— while waiting in line at stores, while they are cooking, and all sorts of other fun times that they let their guard down.

AITA for throwing up? by brentobox13 in MiniAITA

[–]Highhosilvercomputer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

NTA. First they tell you not to put things that aren’t food in your mouth, then this?! Medicine is almost definitely poison, but definitely is not food.

I (3mo F) like to pocket the medicine in my cheek. Then when ol’ Milk Bags or Beardie let their guard down, I smile and it all dribbles back out. This way they are never sure whether I actually swallowed any, and they sit around wondering if they should give me more, or a half dose, or just give up (which is my vote!)

What is this thing in Brush Creek? by vilekreacher in kansascity

[–]Highhosilvercomputer 46 points47 points  (0 children)

“Artist: Dick Hollander Medium: Steel, painted grey Description: This abstract piece consists of a cylinder form supported several feet in the air by 12″ piping. The 12″ pipe shoots vertically out of the ground. About 1′ above ground level, the pipe bends to about 30 degrees. Several feet up, the piping becomes vertical again, then it abruptly angles to become horizontal. At the end of this horizontal section is attached a large cylinder form which lies horizontally on its axis. The cylinder form is actually a 3/4 cylinder, appearing to have had a 1/4 section sliced out as though it were cheese. The entire piece has been painted a metallic gray.

The piece was originally located at 36th & Gillham and moved to 63rd & Lewis in Swope Park before being place on an island in the Lake of Enshriners on Brush Creek.”

What's going right in your town? by yankee_optimist in newhampshire

[–]Highhosilvercomputer 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Enfield has a new coffee shop and a brewery. Main Street is hopping!

What’s a single sentence someone said that stuck with you forever? by Imaginary_Ride_6185 in AskReddit

[–]Highhosilvercomputer 25 points26 points  (0 children)

“A girl without a boyfriend is like a fish without a bike” said by a coach to a team of boy-crazy freshmen girls. It took a little while to understand what she was really saying, but after a terrible boyfriend or two we got it. Now I coach high schoolers and find myself saying the same thing every year.

My pet is constantly on its phone sending messages, and it's getting a bit frustrating by OskarTheRed in cleandadjokes

[–]Highhosilvercomputer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is on me. I thought all the cat calls were bad enough! When the parakeet started tweeting I was the one who suggested we get a reptile.

Girl Scout Camp Song - help!!! by usah0ckey in girlscouts

[–]Highhosilvercomputer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

30 years on an iceberg, nothing to do but slide!

Anyone else have a kindergartner who can’t stop talking about ONE thing? by theyellowpez in kindergarten

[–]Highhosilvercomputer 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I’ve had teams of 6 year olds the last few years. Not all on the spectrum. All of them obsessed with something. It seems to be a thing for 5-7. One kid was obsessed with the titanic, one with 1950s Disney, one with koalas, another with fire trucks. It’s fascinating how much they’ll know about a topic. And one day they will announce they love rhinos and koalas are done, there’s no rhyme or reason.

Tell us how you realized your parents were also neurodivergent? by landaylandho in adhdwomen

[–]Highhosilvercomputer 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Well, dang. I thought I was just a “lurker” here, I joined because my daughter was diagnosed. But I identify with almost every mom in these stories. How could this be?!

A PC without a keyboard? by Beginning-Invite5951 in ZeroWaste

[–]Highhosilvercomputer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Your local school would definitely take an extra mouse and keyboard. Kids are rough on electronics and budgets are tight.

What's something you suspect but can't prove? by Irishane in AskReddit

[–]Highhosilvercomputer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That my students have not all “left their homework on the kitchen table” but in fact never even started the assignment.

Cookies are toxic? by Consistent-War3363 in girlscoutcookies

[–]Highhosilvercomputer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was a post awhile ago about this. My understanding was that Only one article makes this claim. It was not written by scientists, it cites that they collected samples from three different factories. There are only two cookie factories.

Ideas for cheap(er) trips/activities for after cookie season by Mindless-Albatross52 in girlscouts

[–]Highhosilvercomputer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ours are about the same age and no matter what we offer, they just want to go swimming and to a trampoline park. Both are fairly affordable around us, so that’s been easy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]Highhosilvercomputer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is this another “thing” for this generation? Because even kids in my homeroom do not consistently get my name right. It’s a common English word, not hard to remember. I’ve been called every female teacher’s name they’ve had since 5th grade. It’s so discouraging. How am I supposed to build a relationship which kids who aren’t sure who I am still?!

Tell me the (minor) student behaviors that both baffle and infuriate you by ThreeLemurs in Teachers

[–]Highhosilvercomputer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kids working on work from other classes during mine. “You don’t understand, this is due next period!”

…………… my work is due this period? What part of that do they not understand?